Chapter 135
Rookie’s Sex Education for Lucius.
Basically, it is necessary to teach about sex, but the topic of ‘sex’ is sensitive and should be approached carefully.
“Let’s call it health education then.”
To ensure a healthy sexual life, according to imperial law, it should be taught at a level that minors can understand and accept.
Think about it.
– Children are sent by the Moon Goddess!
– Therefore, my spouse and I will wait until the Moon Goddess sends us a child.
– In the name of the Goddess.
If it were to happen that we could not bear children until we die, how tragic would that be?
Thus, education about sex must occur.
Since there was a book titled ‘Adventurer’s Sex’ in the Adventurer Guild’s building, it seems necessary to learn the basics for a healthy sexual life.
Especially for a man like Lucius, who has a harem.
“It’s easy to explain since you’ve already done it. Now, sit down. Before going down to the kids, I’ll teach you what a man needs to know.”
Lucius sat on the bed, and I first assessed his level of knowledge.
“How are babies born? 1. A phoenix brings them. 2. The Moon Goddess sends a newborn from the sky. 3. A man and a woman engage in sexual intercourse, and after about 10 months, the child is born. 4. They are born through magic.”
“Option 3.”
“Good. Bell point, 5 points.”
Fortunately, Lucius had the basic knowledge.
“Now, next question. Have you engaged in activities that could create a child with a High Elf, a childhood friend, and a Saintess?”
“…….”
“I’ll take your silence as a yes.”
“…….”
Lucius couldn’t bring himself to respond, but his silence spoke volumes.
“Good job. Hehe. Impressive, isn’t it? Not just one but the entire party on your wedding night. Truly remarkable.”
“Well… that is…”
“So did you do well?”
“Uh?”
“I mean, did you dominate purely as a man rather than using the Power of the Holy Sword?”
Lucius tilted his head in confusion.
“That’s the most embarrassing moment for a man. As the saying goes, if a woman strays, it’s because the man has failed as a husband.”
“…Isn’t that an old tale?”
“What’s wrong with an old person sharing an old tale? And it’s not incorrect. Looking at the history of the empire, there were cases where an empress was executed for cheating on the emperor, right? Why would an esteemed empress cheat on the emperor? It all boils down to inadequacies.”
I lightly flicked his pelvic area with my finger.
“A man’s waist is essential. So if you’re comfortable, I can teach you in various ways.”
“…Are you serious?”
Lucius had an extremely serious expression, akin to a heroic figure standing before the impenetrable gates of the Demon King’s Castle.
“Master, I…”
“The method is simple. I’ll borrow your body temporarily and leave instructions on how to use your body.”
“…Huh?”
Lucius gaped in shock.
“What do you mean…?”
“Literally. Just as I possessed your body to teach you how to wield the Holy Sword, I’ll similarly inhabit your body to teach you.”
What a perfect plan!
“But you…”
“Oh, don’t worry.”
I can say this with certainty, if nothing else.
“I’ll do it better than you.”
“…Huh?”
“500 years ago, there were truly many things.”
While I couldn’t divulge everything to the little boy Lucius, I tried to share as much as I could.
“500 years ago, we used mana to create it. Do you know someone called ‘Hoot Anari’?”
“…Isn’t she the dragon slayer from Dragon Lift who killed the dragon? The one who was a swordmaster…”
“That’s right. A woman swordsman.”
The place we were headed, Dragon Lift, is steeped in a profound history.
‘She was my disciple.’
Hoot Anari was my disciple.
Though I led many Hero Parties, she wielded a sword better than anyone, despite never using the Holy Sword.
“Master Hoot. She wielded a sword alone and defeated the Demon’s Army’s main dragon. That dragon was shot down and crashed into the sea, creating a water flow that became ‘Dragon Lift.'”
“I know. Even now, that place is called… ‘Anari Principality.’”
“Right. Anari Principality…? Well, it could have changed in 500 years, but regardless, she felt she was born a woman mistakenly when she truly wanted to be a man. She was confused about her gender identity.”
“That’s…”
“But she couldn’t undergo gender reassignment, could she? So she used a very special magic.”
Even though she had a woman’s body, there was a moment she could feel like a man.
“The power of magic is truly great. That’s the method we will use.”
Magic that creates something from nothing.
Using it, even a woman can feel like a man for a brief time.
“So, what do you think?”
“…So you mean you did that in the past?”
“Um… I didn’t do it myself.”
I just borrowed mine.
“I used my own.”
“Don’t worry. I know this theory better than anyone. Have you ever seen me fail?”
Through extensive experience, the theory easily forms from practice.
Even the Water Spirit still feels fondness for me 500 years later, and my tremendous skills certainly play a role.
While Lucius enjoyed his time with the party members, I had a moment to clink wine glasses with Celcius.
It was a bit uncomfortable, but manageable.
“So, how do you find it?”
“Um….”
“It’s just like wielding the Holy Sword. It’s best if you’re conscious, but as long as your physical body retains the memory, it will work. And later when you actually do it with the kids, that experience will naturally stay in your body.”
“Um….”
“So? Not so bad, right?”
“So, you’re saying you’re going to use my body to teach me?”
“Yes, just like wielding the Holy Sword.”
“…Understood.”
Lucius took a deep breath and nodded.
“I’ll accept it. But… that’s not acceptable.”
“What? What is it?”
“Using Rosemas, Droniel, or Yan under the pretext of practical training is a no-go.”
“Of course.”
If I were to do something inappropriate while inhabiting Lucius’s body, it would blow up the Hero Party.
If it were 500 years ago, I might have done it, and certainly, there were instances of that. But now, as the guide of this Hero Party, I’m the one responsible for keeping it intact.
“Then… are you perhaps going to use my body as an opponent…?”
“That’s why I created one. Just a moment.”
Call, Leviathan.
Swoosh.
My hair reflected in the mirror turned a vibrant blue almost instantly.
And my eyes likely turned a similar shade of blue as my mana core started to pulse faster.
“Lucius. If you’re okay with it, from today, we’re going to practice against this.”
“…’This?'”
“Yes. Ta-da.”
I expelled a considerable amount of mana from the core of Leviathan.
“……Form shaping.”
Using even Beelzebub’s power, I condensed and reorganized the mana that exists as ether into something tangible.
“Ta-da.”
“……What on earth is this?”
“A Water Elemental. It’s a summoned creature that elemental magicians summon. Only someone of my caliber can shape it so specifically.”
The Water Elemental I created took on the form of an ordinary woman.
Ordinary? No, she had such a sensual figure that she would stand proudly at the forefront of the Hero Party.
Her face was…
“She resembles you, Master?”
“Yeah. I can’t use anyone else’s face. I have to use this one.”
I had to borrow the face of a woman I know.
Making Lucius practice against a woman’s face I know? That would be incredibly rude to her.
Or practicing against women I encountered in reality? That could lead Lucius to develop strange feelings for them.
And borrowing the face of one of Rosemas, Droniel, or Yan? That would unfairly tilt things towards whoever’s face I used.
So, I thought about who Lucius could practice with most comfortably, and concluded that there would be no issues using the owner of this body.
“Ultimately, it’s just a water blob. However, since it’s created with my mana, it isn’t just similar in appearance, but I made the texture as close as possible. Of course, it might feel somewhat like synthetic skin, not actual skin.”
“…Can I touch it?”
“Yes. Oh, wait. Since we’re at it.”
I sent the summoned creature to the bed, placed a chair towards the bed, and laid down.
“Seeing it in person might not be a bad idea.”
“…Huh?”
“Give it a try. I was really good at coaching back 500 years ago.”
“Uh, um… Master?”
Lucius kept glancing around nervously.
“…Could you perhaps show me an example first?”
“What? Oh, fine, fine. But… you do know we haven’t finished everything we need to do, right?”
“Yes?”
“We haven’t explored the Bride Ship enough.”
I dismissed the summoned creature.
“I’ll rest here, so you all go explore for a bit. You’ll probably have to do the most important thing.”
“Is there anything more important than this?”
“Yep.”
I pointed at Lucius.
“You need to decide your room.”
“…My room?”
“Yeah. Room.”
The corridor expanded on either side.
Facing each other.
“Go tell the others. You each get to choose your own rooms. But… you know? It’s your decision.”
“…….”
“Go on. Master’s health education…”
I indicated towards the door.
“We’ll do it at night.”
I can’t have them doing that on my bed.