Chapter 103
Chapter 103 You Keep Cursing!
At the very least, one thing can be deduced now—since someone is piloting this robot, they must need a way to see the outside world.
Whether it’s a camera for the eyes or some infrared and thermal sensing gadgets, Ling Mo didn’t quite understand those things, but he knew they were definitely all over the surface of the battle armor.
So, if he could find a way to completely cover the armor’s surface, wouldn’t that turn that guy into a blind man?
Moreover, the materials he used for the water gun this time were even more sophisticated than last time. Along with a super-strong adhesive, there were various blocking materials. Unless this thing had some sort of ultrasonic positioning… no, as long as he could smear on a thick layer, even ultrasonic waves shouldn’t be able to affect the foe’s accuracy.
He didn’t need to completely blind the opponent; just forcing them to reveal a bit of their body surface would be a victory.
After being bombarded for a while, the rotund guy finally reacted—
“Why am I the only one getting blown up?! Everyone else is just watching the show over there?!”
“Damn it! You guys are abandoning me!! Help me! I’m going to get blown to bits!”
Ling Mo, wielding the water gun like an RPG, charged straight towards the Iron Giant: “Fatty! Hold the aggro! I’m coming to help you!”
The fat guy, stunned, said, “…Why the hell am I holding the aggro?!”
As soon as he finished speaking, another massive explosion erupted behind him, finally blowing up the energy gauge on his wrist.
Then he exploded again: “What the hell! Is it just me getting blown up?! Damn it, the heavens won’t let Zhang be on his way! I still have a wristband!”
Saying that, he quickly pulled out an experimental wristband from his space watch and put it on: “Let’s see you blow me up again!”
Boom—!!
A new explosion sounded.
The fat guy started bouncing around again.
On the other side, Xia Xinyan, following behind Ling Mo, looked at the bouncing fat guy with an odd expression.
It was the first time she knew the fat guy could be this agile.
It seemed while his melee combat capabilities were lacking, this guy had decent escape skills.
Ling Mo was too tense to think about that. No one could guarantee that the Iron Giant, drawn in by the fat guy’s aggro, wouldn’t notice someone sneaking up behind. If he also got blasted like that, he surely wouldn’t be able to bounce around as lively as the fat guy.
He felt inferior in this regard.
But their luck was pretty good; until they got within shooting range of the water gun, the Iron Giant didn’t even think about turning around. Ling Mo couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief and then disengaged the safety on the water gun.
“Son of a b*tch!! Look over here!” A furious shout successfully grabbed the Iron Giant’s attention. As it turned around, Ling Mo immediately pulled the trigger, and thick black ink shot straight into that guy’s face.
Hit by that, the Iron Giant staggered back several steps, reaching out to wipe his face, but the adhesive on it wasn’t coming off that easily. Moreover, as it attempted to move, Ling Mo wasted no time dousing it with another round of black water until the gun ran dry. He then stopped, staring closely at the Iron Giant, almost turned into a massive collectible.
The massive adhesive had invaded every joint and seam, slowing the Iron Giant’s movements significantly, and finally drove it into a frenzy. All its rocket launch ports opened up, and it began to randomly carpet bomb the area.
However, 99% of those bombs missed completely.
It seemed this tactic was effective.
Ling Mo and the others kept watch for the randomly firing missiles while closely eyeing the Iron Giant, waiting for it to open up. Once it did, it would be its end.
And the opponent didn’t disappoint them.
After a round of missiles was fired, while the new round was being loaded, the armor on the Iron Giant’s face finally began to fall away, revealing a face that was completely disproportionate to its body size.
Ling Mo’s first impression could be summed up in four words—furious to the point of bursting.
“Feifei! Now’s your chance!” Xia Xinyan shouted urgently.
Mr. S seemed to rely on vision to aim, and upon regaining his sight, he immediately targeted the group with his arm-mounted missiles.
But Feifei was quicker. As soon as Xia Xinyan yelled, a butterfly suddenly appeared in her hand, fluttering softly onto his face, then transformed into a cloud of dust that integrated into his body.
Mr. S only felt a tickle on his face and before he could react—
“Hahahahahahahahaha…”
He burst out laughing.
It was a kind of reckless laugh, and the arm that was supposed to target them dropped down, clutching his belly and chuckling nonstop. Unfortunately, what he was clutching wasn’t his own belly, so it still felt a bit off.
The fat guy just stared dumbfounded and even felt a twinge of guilt: “…Did he go insane because I cursed him?”
Was his insult that powerful?
“No,” Feifei said with a twitching mouth, “this is a curse I laid. If I don’t remove it, he’ll just laugh himself to death.”
Not exaggerated, just a statement.
Ling Mo paused: “Couldn’t you just control him to get him out? No need to make this so complicated, right?”
Feifei smiled awkwardly: “I can’t do that. This is the only one with lethal capability among the cursed creatures I currently have.”
Xia Xinyan frowned slightly: “Do you have any other cursed creatures?”
After a few seconds of silence, Feifei finally spoke: “…One that makes people sneeze constantly, one that makes people yawn repeatedly, one that causes hair loss, one that makes beards grow, one that causes nose hair growth…”
“Alright, stop talking, we get it.” Morning Light quickly cut her off, putting a stop to the sadness.
Clearly, Feifei didn’t have any sorrowful expression to begin with, but why did it seem so melancholic when she said those things?
Even Xia Xinyan couldn’t escape it.
Cursing others… It sounded like such a sophisticated ability, yet why were they all these ridiculous things?
Not to mention, they had something that made hair fall out; wasn’t there anything that made hair grow back?
If it really came down to it, she could always just open a hair growth shop and surely make a fortune.
…Cough, what was she thinking.
She suddenly felt like her train of thought was really a bit off.
At this moment, the Iron Giant finally reacted. It seemed to be laughing uncontrollably and couldn’t help but pop off the armor, bouncing out from the cockpit and collapsing to the ground, still laughing nonstop.
Without the protection of the armor, Mr. S was just Mr. S. Any one of them could easily take him down.
Xia Xinyan gave him a kick in the chest to subdue him, then had Feifei lift the curse. This guy might still be useful, so they couldn’t really let him laugh himself to death.
Once the curse was lifted, Mr. S finally stopped laughing, but he had already completely exhausted himself and couldn’t even stand, let alone resist, glaring at them with a gloomy expression full of resentment.
Seeing him like this, the fat guy couldn’t help but laugh: “You piece of trash, if you have the guts, blow me up again, huh? Can’t blow me up now, can you? Hehe.”
“You keep cursing!!” Mr. S shouted with all his might, “You despicable, shameless… shameless… uncouth fool!”
He wished he could rip that fat guy apart.
It was just because of that guy’s relentless cursing that he completely lost his mind, only thinking of killing him, not even noticing the others approaching. How could he fall for such a lowly trick!
But the fat guy didn’t even feel the slightest bit insulted: “Tsk, haven’t heard that kind of insult in a while, feels kind of nostalgic.”
Mr. S: “…”
