Archive for Comedy
A young man who had longed for stories of good and evil since childhood lost his life in a tragic accident and was reincarnated as a boy named Chrono Mak in another world. He learned that in this other world, there is magic and witchcraft, and depending on how you train them, you can become as strong as you want to be, so he decided to become the strongest demon king in order to recreate the story of justice and evil he once dreamed of.
Due to being reincarnated into a financially struggling noble family, I had to find a way to make money. “Just wait one more day, and the next volume will be out!” “Next week is a hiatus? Are you out of your mind?” “Hurry up and give me the next volume!” “Quickly!” Before I knew it, I was overwhelmed with deadlines instead of romance.
Yang Huan crossed over to [The Smiling, Proud Wanderer] world to become Yue Buqun’s disciple, only to be seduced by the master’s beautiful wife at the beginning! At that time, he activated the ‘Evil Deeds System’, which allowed him to earn rewards for doing evil! [Ding! The host has cheated on the master’s wife, earning a reward: Long Rainbow Sword Technique!] [Ding! The host has killed a fellow disciple and humiliated a senior sister, receiving a reward: Red Fire Divine Skill!] [Ding! The host has deceived his master and killed an ancestor, receive the reward: Demon Heart Crossing!] [Ding! Betrayed the sect and became an imperial dog, receive the reward: Demon Sword with a Thousand Blades!] [Ding! You have conspired to usurp the throne, assassinate the sovereign and destabilize the palace.]
Possessing an extra? Let’s assume that’s manageable. If the body is fine, there should be a way to live quietly. Yes, if only the body were fine… “The Liar’s Curse” – you die if you don’t lie. “Damn it…” It’s a matter of life or death. Somehow, I must survive this curse! Thus begins the survival of a liar at the academy.
Lin Beifan travels through fantasy, cultivates the Grand Dream Heart Sutra, and can edit others’ past memories in dreams, making them mistakenly believe they are transmigrators, reaching a level of deception. The Holy Maiden of Tai Xuan Sword? That’s my sister in my past life. Demon Clan Princess? That’s my beloved cat from my past life. Immortal Saint Lord? That’s my precious son from my past life. … So, Lin Beifan is carefree, wherever he goes, people surround him, the background vast and profound, becoming the ultimate favorite. “Others cultivate through effort and talent, but I rely entirely on connections!” “Cultivation isn’t about fighting, it’s about social relationships!”
Lin Beifan traverses a world composed of numerous urban web novels and becomes a minor antagonist with a wish-granting system that allows him to make one wish per day. Using the system’s abilities and his own clever tricks, he sabotages all the main characters and disrupts the plotlines. As a result, the heavens replicate the storyline and curse Lin Beifan, making it so that any wish he makes causes his enemies to receive double the consequences! Lin Beifan chuckles, “Is that all?” “I wish to maintain a body temperature of 36.8 degrees!” The first protagonist’s brain overheats to 73.6 degrees and dies! “I wish to sleep for 12 hours every day!” The second protagonist becomes a vegetable and dies! “I wish to be crushed to death by a 120-pound beauty!” The third protagonist is flattened into a sheet of paper by a 240-pound chubby girl and dies! In this way, the plot is once again thrown into chaos!
During the Hongwu era of the Ming Dynasty, Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang received multiple reports that Li Fan, the county magistrate of Fengyang, was extorting excessive taxes and living off the state while the people suffered. This top scholar, personally appointed by the emperor, had his integrity questioned, prompting Zhu Yuanzhang to investigate personally. Li Fan was accused of blocking roads to collect tolls, arbitrarily imposing harsh taxes, paying lip service while disobeying imperial orders, inventing excuses, and extorting excessive taxes. Tax collection had become so excessive that it felt like it had continued into the year 2050. The people of the Ming Dynasty had become impoverished, raising concerns about their ability to live well. Zhu Yuanzhang: Today we will execute this treacherous official Li Fan. I doubt the Ming Dynasty can last two thousand years with such corruption. Empress Ma: Li Fan is a crucial minister of the state! Ensuring the continuity of the Ming Dynasty for two thousand years! Zhu Biao: Father, Li Fan only collects taxes from the wealthy, allowing the common people to live in peace and prosperity! Zhu Di: Father, Li Fan helped me defeat the Franks and said we should collect taxes for five thousand years first!
Crossing over to the Nine Realms World, Chen Chang’an accepted by the beautiful Feng Wanxi as her direct disciple, opened the [Strongest Filial Piety System]. As long as you care for your master, look after your master, take care of your master and so on, you can gain filial points. “Master, you look tired, let this disciple massage your back and legs.” “Master, this disciple has made you a chocolate cake which is your favorite, open your mouth, ah-” “Master, this is a Great Immortal Sword that this disciple just made today, take it and go kill demons with it. It’s very powerful!” “Hey, Master, come and try on this disciple’s latest invention, Jade Cicada Black Silk Stockings, you have long and slender jade legs, they will look great on you.” Until one day, the beautiful master leaned in Chen Chang’an’s arms and asked him with a red face, “Disciple, why do people say that we show our love?” Chen Chang’an gave beautiful master a kiss to express his innocence. “Master, this is a misunderstanding, this disciple is just doing his filial duty~”