[★Today’s NoName CEO’s Crazy Moment][134]
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「Community Excerpt:
– I live in the same apartment complex as NoName’s father, and apparently, he went there secretly at night, lol
└ No lie
└ For real;; My dad goes to the gym every day with his Hoka One One running shoes, and I heard he dashed out as soon as that video hit the news.」
[Comments]
– What was that about NoName jumping out of an airplane to enter the country?
└ Seriously, they need to say something believable, lol
└ Honestly, I was startled because it’s NoName
└ I thought, “With NoName, that could really happen,” which is legendary, lol
– So, it’s a night escape → early morning flight → skydiving in the morning?
└ Seems like it, yeah
– Ugh, parenting is so tough, lololol
– The kid didn’t just fall off the bed overnight, but is a thousand kilometers away, what the heck
└ It’s not even an urban legend, lol
└ This is just insane…
Skydiving news quickly became a hot topic in the community.
Keen viewers sensed it right away.
[The fact remains that NoName’s travel broadcast has never really ended][35]
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Just because I said I returned from China, why do you think the China trip is over?
Don’t you guys only visit places like accommodations when you travel? Do you have to broadcast while sleeping?
Na-me just has a different concept of space-time than us, so he might take 3 weeks in different countries and then travel again.
He’ll soon go live for the travel broadcast, so just wait and see, okay?
[Comments]
– Is Na-me an eternal being or something?
– Call all you want, will he actually broadcast? lol
– I’m on a pilgrimage
– I am on a pilgrimage
– How did you guess that? ㄷㄷ
– I’m on a pilgrimage.
– I acknowledge that Na-me is well known.
[NoName]
[Just Chatting – Day 12 of China Trip – Henan Zhengzhou]
[Broadcasting Time – 0:15:01]
[Number of Viewers – 364,871]
*
Day one in Zhengzhou City.
Bloop, bleep-
Finally receiving the famous Shaolin Coffee after waiting over an hour at the main branch in Zhengzhou City.
“Whoa. It’s cold. The taste is just an ordinary iced Americano. But there’s a slightly sweet aftertaste? Not bad, but I’m not sure it’s worth the hour-long wait.”
I also let Ruri outside the camera try the drink with a straw.
Cough…!
“If it’s too bitter, you don’t have to drink it.”
After she sucked it down and spat it out, I handed her a tissue and resumed the broadcast.
“Take off the padded hat? Ehh, no way, it’s cold.”
– ㅠㅠ Just take off the hat
– Everyone, NoName is here!
– Is that a friend next to him? lol
– I’m so jealous of the NoName travel chance, lol
– Chewing on ice is the cutest thing in the world…
Crunch-
It’s minus five degrees, what do I do about my frozen ears?
Thanks to us both being bundled up in long padded jackets, fewer people recognized us, which was nice.
“I heard that visiting Shaolin Temple is half the success for Zhengzhou or Luoyang, so let’s try it that way. Just so you know, it’s my own personal money spent, so I can say whatever I want without receiving any sponsorship.”
– Is Shaolin trembling now?
– There’s no way they would have received sponsorship, lol Their reputation is already shot.
– Ask dumb Na-me!
Baikri Yellow River Scenic Area.
It’s a major tourist spot strongly promoted by Shaolin.
After taking a taxi, we arrived at the entrance and picked up a pamphlet.
Besides the fact that the land is really vast, I didn’t feel anything special.
“Let’s roll out!”
We took a tourist cart on a wide-open country road.
Posters for the Spring Festival put up by Shaolin were seen on the trees.
“Sir, sir.”
“Yes, what is it, little lady?”
“How much is this cart?”
“A cart? Hmm, I don’t know, maybe around 50,000 dollars?”
“Fifty thousand dollars? Why is this electric cart so expensive?”
“I don’t really know. Shaolin installed a good lithium-ion battery for it, I guess.”
“Aah, is that so? Hmm…”
I sat back down with a somewhat doubtful expression.
[‘Hali’s Euthanasia’ donated 30,000 won!]
– Na-me, check the charge port label.
I flew a drone out of the car to take a picture of the charge port shape.
Then viewers, acting like detectives, found out the lithium-ion battery’s capacity and voltage and tried to estimate the price.
– 800V at 100kWh?
– No matter how expensive it is, it shouldn’t be over 30,000 dollars.
– This is driving the price up almost double, lol
– Is this generosity and non-ownership…?
– Full possession ON, lol
Anyway, after getting off the cart, I walked along the park path created by the Yellow River.
Then I came upon Peacock Park.
I captured the moment where featherless peacocks were kicked by a blonde-tanned pigeon and had their food bowl stolen.
– Food bowl NTRㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
– This tourist spot is really bizarre, lol
– It looks like the introduction to a horror movie
– Suddenly, the fog rolled in
– It’s so random, it’s laughable, lol
Everywhere the tourist cart stopped, there was a souvenir shop from Shaolin.
At first, tourists rushed down happily to buy things, but soon they became disinterested and were too busy on their phones.
“Oh, the Yellow River!”
Tourists with fishy expressions regained their liveliness.
The highlight of this trip was finally the yellow hued river.
The guide pointed to the collapsing Mana Tower after the cart stopped.
“?”
The river overflowed and managed to destroy the Mana Tower, but the guide explained that the drooping mana line still functions normally.
– If it’s destroyed, shouldn’t you fixed it quickly, you idiots? lol
– Are you Pisa’s Tower now?
– This is just legendary, lololol
“So this area tends to enhance magic output when used.”
“Really?”
Hearing the guide’s words, I was a little tempted.
But…
[Yes, there’s a bit more mana leaking from the Mana Tower, but I don’t think it makes a big difference. I almost couldn’t tell until that guy mentioned it.]
Ruri, who has a dragon horn, shook her head denying that.
The guide moved among the tourists selling prayer beads infused with a bit of mana.
I bought a medium-sized prayer bead for 150 yuan and showed it to the camera.
“This seems like a gemstone from the garnet family… It has enough mana for one casting of a second-circle spell. But something this small probably has almost no amplifying effect.”
It could be said to be the most regrettable purchase among my personal money-spent content.
“Waaaaaah! I can’t cast magic!”
The kid next to me burst into tears as he struggled to finalize his magic circle.
“Why can’t you cast? Did you fill the runes properly?”
“I did, but it doesn’t work…! Waaaaah!”
Despite their mother’s harsh rebuke, the kid just cried louder.
Tourists frowned at the nuisance.
[Summon: Strontium]
[Casting: Ignis Flora]
I shot off a firework spell towards the cliff.
A handful of mana soared into the sky.
Boom-!
The red sparkles scattered everywhere, creating a lotus pattern in the sky.
“…? Wow! Mom, fireworks!”
“Who cast such magic…?”
“Wow, it’s so pretty!”
Civilian tourists, who found this tour disappointingly lackluster, looked up at the sky cheering.
– Wow~~~
– The appearance of high-class magic at a low-class tourist spot
– It’s like a stage prop, lol
– Can you feel the power of a great mage?
– Shouldn’t we normalize the tour site?
– Great Na-me
– Right, Dong-singa, if you’ve seen Na-me’s magic, you can call this tour a success.
“Isn’t that NoName Wizard?”
“Is that right? It is! It’s NoName Wizard!”
At this point, I still didn’t realize it.
That this moment of tourism had been the most entertaining moment so far.
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A model of a mammoth’s bones was displayed, listing the history of the Yellow River at the Geology Museum.
Statues of Wu Wang and Yan Emperor.
Just a huge incense burner… why was this brought here?
“Ugh, my stomach hurts…”
After wasting two hours, I felt nauseous.
The land is disgustingly vast, and there’s nothing to see.
In the middle of transferring, how bored do you think I was to watch the World’s Best Martial Arts Tournament with tourists?
[Namgoong Hwi’s sword, strikes in like lightning! From the outside, Namgoong Hwi is coming! Pang Seok-cheon won’t let up! The wall barrier difference is 1%! Oh no, I cannot retreat! 15 to 14! 14 to 13! 12 to 12! Namgoong Hwi! Pang Seok-cheon! Namgoong Hwi makes a comeback! Is the winner Pang Seok-cheon? Namgoong Hwi, a miracle comeback!]
“Wow, Namgoong Family won!”
“Wait, he came from behind there…!”
“You bastards, disband already!”
As cheers and sorrows mixed from that thrilling battle.
– This is the most fun thing here, lololol
– Was the commentary scripted, lol
– Crazy Chinese people, lol
“Can NoName take this fight?”
“Me? How old are those guys?”
“Namgoong Hwi is twenty-three, and Pang Seok-cheon is probably around twenty.”
“Twenty-three is quite old for a duel. In a sword vs sword it might be different, but with magic involved, I think I could just win.”
““Ooooh!””
“Wow, it seems NoName is just boasting!”
The guide suddenly butted in.
“Didn’t you see the National Exchange Tournament? The one who smashed the Middle Kingdom’s best performance record is precisely NoName Wizard.”
“I know. But in martial arts, height and physique also matter.”
“Hey!”
The already unfriendly spectators, fuelled by the dreadful tourist sites, began to grumble.
The guide lost his speaking rights and trudged back to the tourist cart.
“Does Shaolin not run an adult team for the martial arts tournament?”
“They do. They do, but they often take a year off between competitions. They get to the quarter-finals each time, but for the small and large Shaolins, that’s not great.”
“I see. But it’s nice you even show the match broadcasts; can I have a Shaolin Coffee coupon-”
“Eh! None of the locals drink that! It’s so expensive and tastes bad. Why is it popular? I must have at least a hundred coupons myself.”
While scrolling through his phone, he depicted the pile of coupons in a line.
– This guy says it like it is, lol
– Shaolin Coffee is honestly yuck, but…
– I can’t follow this world’s vibe.
– Has the world gone mad, or have I gone mad?
– One thing’s for sure, the monks have gone insane, lol
The first day of the tour officially ended here.
The guide dropped the tourists off at the bus stop.
Ruri and I grabbed an Uber separately to head towards the hotel.
While admiring the scenery of the setting sun, I stared at the Shaolin Coffee coupons given by Professor Cheon for a while.
“Can we change plans and drop by the Shaolin Coffee main branch?”
“Isn’t it the Marriott Hotel? Yes, understood.”
I felt something was off.
Having such an international success like Shaolin Coffee, why are they throwing around coupons like this?
When we arrived at the Shaolin Coffee main branch.
The lengthy line from earlier had vanished, and they were preparing to close now.
The manager was seen sweeping inside the store.
I pressed my face against the glass door and shouted.
“Hello, I’m NoName!”
“We’re closing today, tomorrow at 8… NoName?”
“Is there someone I can contact if I want to buy this building since it’s a franchise, right?”
“Excuse me?”
– ???
– What the hell did I just hear?
– NoName, stop!!!
– Behold… I shall show you the ultimate in my personal spending…
With a wry smile aimed at the manager, who looked bewildered.
