“I’m thirsty, water…”
When I woke up in the early morning, the room was dark.
‘I remember only exploring Tree Wiki with Saetbyeol and Luri.’
I must have fallen asleep first in the middle of that.
“Hoooh whiiing whiiing whiiing whiiing.”
“?”
“Hoooh mmm mmm…”
I felt pressure in my lower belly.
Saetbyeol was comfortably sleeping with her legs on my body.
“Cover yourself with the blanket. Your belly button is showing.”
“Eh?”
I laid her flat again and pulled down the T-shirt that had rolled up to her chest.
Compared to Saetbyeol’s terrible sleeping habits, Luri was as still as a corpse in a coffin.
I took a small bottle of water from the refrigerator in the kitchen, downed it in one shot, and slowly crawled back into the room.
And then, at that moment.
Shwooosh-!
The sound of slicing through the air.
A sharp something shot toward my head.
Ping-!
Instinctively, I surrounded my skin with an aura and bounced the object away.
‘Venomous stinger? No, it’s a lead pencil.’
Without time to think, a body sprang out from a blind spot in my field of vision.
I forcibly brushed away the hand reaching out to me.
A fierce attack continued with undulating black aura targeting my head, legs, and throat in succession.
Clang clang clang-!
The sound of a metallic clash pierced my ears as the auras collided.
‘What a nuisance.’
I lowered my center of gravity extremely and tripped the legs of the black silhouette.
“Ugh!”
A ray of light flowed into the room, revealing the face of the attacker, who turned out to be Luri.
“Hmm, isn’t this a bit too much for sleepwalking?”
“C-Cough… Who are you?”
“Did you have a nightmare or something?”
[Return my Mother. You fake offspring.]
Luri bared her sharp fangs as she opened her mouth wide.
[Cast: Ignis Breath]
A dragon’s breath that has been said to have burned an entire mountain, passed down as a legend.
“Eh?”
“Oh.”
But the power of the magic, never passing through a Magic Power Plant, was so weak that it barely reached.
Tiddidik-
[Why is my magic like this! It can’t be!]
A flame weaker than the cheapest lighter sold at convenience stores vanished in less than a second.
“Eh? That’s too small.”
I grabbed her neck with both hands and smirked a vicious grin.
“Now that you know my identity, I can’t let you live.”
[Do you think a mere you can kill me? I am the governor leading the alliance of 101 Demon Lords, and the esteemed head butler of Duke Estasha—]
“It’s execution time.”
[!!!]
[Engraving: Coordinate Synchronization]
Unlike Luri’s, a clearly functioning magic circle.
Sparkling black mana particles began to gather around my mouth.
As I brought my face closer, Luri finally resigned and tightly closed her eyes.
Smack-
“Huh?”
As I kissed her forehead, a cute cat sign was engraved.
“Heart-stopping death. Hehe, scaredy-cat.”
I held back a desire to burst out laughing.
As soon as I released Luri, she stepped back, escaping from me.
“Eeeek! W-What’s meow!”
In the meantime, Saetbyeol, accidentally stepped on by Luri, let out a pained groan.
It seemed we all had enough sleep, so I turned on the lights in the bedroom.
“It seems like your body is itching. Attacking me first thing in the morning is refreshing.”
I crossed my arms and questioned Luri.
“I saw my mother.”
“Where?”
“Inside this Dimension Prison, called the Internet.”
“What did you show her yesterday?”
“Eh, just a little bit of Tree Wiki and V-tube. Did you see more?”
I immediately checked the recent viewing history.
‘Ah, so that’s why…’
[NoName Official]
[Glitch #WorldOfArseria(1/5)] ··· Viewed on 54.01.13]
A video of battling in the world of Wagal while wearing an avatar from my past life.
It was clear how Luri would interpret this sight.
“Look closely, Luri. The person in this video is me.”
I immediately entered the capsule and connected to virtual reality.
I projected the screen of the Private Room with a beam projector and changed the avatar.
[▶Main Custom – Release]
[▶Custom 1 – Equip]
“How is it? Isn’t it the same?”
Wearing the red uniform I used to love, I spun around once.
Her expression turned to one of shock.
“Ahh…! I’m so sorry! I’m really sorry!”
Luri flattened herself on the ground, begging for forgiveness.
It seemed necessary to help her adapt to the modern world as soon as possible.
Once my vacation ends, I would be busy for a while with the backlog of Janjeol work, and Saetbyeol would have to return to school in two weeks.
‘Is there a way to help her understand modern society?’
Young children’s minds are like pure white canvases that easily accept the concept that all humans are equal.
But what Luri has seen and heard for the past 15 years is completely detached from modern civilization.
Surprisingly, many people make the mistake of equating life in the Middle Ages to a modern rural society.
‘Absolutely not.’
In a world where if you don’t get burned by putting your hand in boiling water, you’re let out free, where even children regularly consume beer and ale as a drink, and where drawing blood is considered a remedy for almost any illness.
If modern people were sent to the past, they would definitely think, ‘This is an apocalypse,’ even without monsters.
While I was deep in thought.
‘Oh, I remembered that!’
A game I had played last year when I was deeply engrossed in online streaming popped into mind.
[Dimension Cafe]
The Dimension Cafe was released to lower the entry barrier for the turn-based strategy game that combines history and strategy.
It’s set up so that modern items are handed to historical figures visiting the cafe one by one.
The country chosen by the player could practically achieve cheat-level advancements, and it was originally intended to be a healing game meant for mindless enjoyment.
‘It’s not just easy, there are some unexpected challenges mixed in…’
I persuaded Saetbyeol to plan today’s broadcast.
[January 13 (Tuesday) Notification of today’s broadcast starting at 4 PM.]
Hello, I am NoName.
Thanks to the overwhelming support for rescue efforts and recovery in the disaster zones, we were able to swiftly deliver relief supplies to Hubei Province and save countless lives.
I sincerely thank you for your warm support and solidarity.
As of January 12, I have safely returned to Korea and will be communicating with viewers through my internet broadcast.
∙ 04:00 PM ~ | Personal Broadcast (Live) Resonance: Dimension Cafe – Adella Collaboration
This week’s broadcast schedule will be continually updated.
Please watch eagerly, thank you.
*
[NoName Minor Gallery]
[Season 1602176634 Revival!!!]
(NoName Live Streaming Announcement.jpg)
Pya pya, back home just a day and gaming lololol
It seems NoName’s form is crazy these days, upvote!
[Comments]
– Is NoName your friend?
– Editors, get to work. Where’s the video of adopting Nureongi?
– Why do Nambung people always attach physical constants whenever they upload Season ~~? So creepy.
└ Oh, that’s just absurd lolol
└ He’s a Nobel Prize winner, let’s buy him a drink~
– A Dimension Cafe is basically a live broadcast from the other side.
– Even on vacation, the boss is working for money ㅠㅠㅠ
[Chinese portal site NoName’s departure real-time search volume]
(1. NoName’s departure: 24,593,081 times)
Is it real that it hit 20 million live views lolol
[Comments]
– They become scary to watch sometimes ;; d(d)
– Wouldn’t it be burdensome to get that much attention?
– Honestly, if the governor of Hubei Province had a conscience, he would kneel and apologize to Name daily.
[Today NoName’s upcoming Dimension Cafe broadcast on araboja]
(…)
However, even in these infinite games of naïveté, there exist challenges.
For example, there’s the notorious incident where a Korean-hating streamer handed out penicillin to 16th-century Japan, only to perish without any distribution to the Ming Dynasty.
So Nambung people better not be greedy and give out items appropriate for the situation.
[Comments]
– Thinking of penicillin as if it were morphine is hilarious lolol
– It’s not common, but it gets infuriating when unexpected challenges pop up. I gave a greenhouse to England, and they ended up making opium and died.
└ I’ve never seen that before lolol
└ You can’t resist home-made opium, ooh ooh
– Gave a printing press to the 16th century and was asked what the heck I gave them ㅠㅠ
└ Dude, Gutenberg was in the 15th century…
└ It’s not much help if the god is historically illiterate.
[NoName streaming on]
Gg
[Comments]
– What is this? Is it real?
– Legendary legendary lolol
– Wah, kya, pyaa, haha no lol
– ??? Why is everyone like that?
– Did NoName just start with a ultimate skill?
*
[NoName]
[Resonance: Dimension Cafe – Would you like to drink some coffee?]
[Broadcasting Time – 0:10:01]
After a waiting time of about 10 minutes, Name’s streaming broadcast finally began.
The morning sunlight gently poured through the large glass window, revealing a modern café scene.
Plants placed on each table added to the freshness, and the appropriately rustic wooden interior charm attracted people without bias.
As comfortable jazz music started to play through the speakers.
Peeking-
A maid-dressed Name suddenly popped out.
The harmony of white frills and black ribbons quickly caught everyone’s attention.
With one hand holding the menu, she shyly played with her lips.
The chat window erupted in madness.
-????!!!!!
-Maid Name!!!
-Wah kya pya
-Waha lololol
-No seriously, what’s happening, she’s so cute.
-Can’t believe this legendary intro lolol
-Excuse me? Wait… is that really Name?
However, the viewers quickly sensed something off.
Although it seemed similar, with her half-closed eyes alluringly glaring,
Something was different: her slightly grown height and her subtly matured figure.
Above all, the trembling corners of her mouth indicated that she was desperately holding in laughter.
[‘Adella’s 9th Tail’ donated 10,000 won!]
-Is that Adella?
“Puaah.”
It was indeed Name who burst into giggles.
-So it was Adella haha
-She just strolled in with no restraint.
-Today’s level of prank is a bit high, isn’t it?
-Collab is going to end soon, I bet ㅠㅠㅠ
-There’s no way NoName would have allowed that, so how did she get in here lolol
-Delegate streaming ON
-It’s obvious that it was Adella lolol
Ding-
A portal opened behind Adella, and a blue lightsaber pierced through her heart.
ZZZZZZZZT-
“Uwaahhh!”
The avatar charred black and scattered into a white light.
“Looks like she was dead set on dying. Come in quickly.”
The Name dressed in an ordinary barista outfit whispered as she withdrew her sword.
The hem of her apron dragged on the floor, it was unmistakably Name.
