[Super Special Guest NoName and Cheon Saetbyeol Appear in ‘Room Fortress Warrior’ Trailer… First and Last Shoot in Korea?]
└ Ah, damn it, you startled me.
└ (Before going abroad) First and last shoot in Korea, you really mean that?
└ The clickbait in the article title is insane.
The next day after the shooting for Room Fortress Warrior, the trailer was released.
Explosive entrance scene, NoName’s charm that you can only see after three generations of good deeds, and Saetbyeol’s flashy storytelling.
And the cast couldn’t help but shed tears hearing NoName’s backstory.
Online, reactions flooded in expressing shock at NoName being invited to participate.
[Room Fortress Warrior has grown so much, even meeting NoName][186]
(Hing hing NoName.mp4)
(Soft pat NoName.mp4)
(Bam bam NoName.mp4)
What on earth did they make NoName do, haha!
Did these guys finally get their hands on a hypnosis app?
[Comments]
– Wow, is this for real?
– This isn’t a joke; it’s the real deal, haha!
– This looks super fun, haha!
– Is it really possible to book NoName?
– Making NoName act cute while hypnotized…
– I usually don’t like kids, but NoName is genuinely adorable!
– I must definitely watch the live broadcast!
[Room Fortress Warrior features first ordinary person appearance. Cheon Saetbyeol’s AI-like beauty (It’s real).jpg][154]
(Cheon Saetbyeol wink.gif)
(Cheon Saetbyeol pouting.mp4)
(Cheon Saetbyeol popping dance.mp4)
Why is she so good?
[Comments]
– World’s first person without cosmetic controversy
└ Just existing is full-body cosmetic surgery, haha!
└ A bit harsh, haha!
– The physical is amazing. Her long limbs make her look like a doll at first glance.
– It’s unfair seeing a high school student in a school uniform.
– When NoName was on the broadcast last time, she was just okay, why does she look so pretty now?
└ Because it was without makeup.
└ Honestly, it’s hard to admit, but she was incredibly pretty back then.
└ Why can’t you just admit it, haha!
– Adella brought back the same reactions from her VTuber days, haha!
[Honestly, it’s too obvious that NoName’s appearance on the variety show was for promotion][209]
(Drumstone Madness NoName mashup.jpg)
It’s so clear she came to promote Dreaming Mode.
If she just stuck to the mysterious concept, I wouldn’t want to watch her on other TV shows. Isn’t that right?
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[Comments]
– Room Fortress Warrior was originally a variety show for idol promotion, right?
– NoName promoting, for real, haha!
– Haha, are you really saying that without knowing?
– More than ten million pre-orders of the Dream Capsule are from the US alone.
– Seriously, they aren’t just here to promote a product they can’t sell!
– If this is hatin’, this is some high-level hatin’, very refreshing.
– Room Fortress Warrior already mentioned she would show up when filming with NV a long time ago.
– If you have to keep promises or not, it seems exhausting.
The news of NoName’s appearance on the show spread worldwide.
While it’s a highly regarded program domestically, it gets a “meh” sticker on a global scale.
It’s only natural for programs to start thinking, “Could it be me?”
Meanwhile, at the same time, capsule company VariA announced they completed production of 500 units of the Prometheus Edition.
Once the approval from US authorities comes through, it’ll be ready for sale.
Interest in Dreaming Mode is unprecedentedly high, but a shocking announcement flipped everyone’s expectations.
[US Consumer Magic Safety Commission Rejects ‘Nascentia’ Review, Transfers to FDA]
[FDA Denies Emergency Use Authorization for Capsule Universal Treatment Function ‘Dreaming Mode’]
The Magic Safety Department and Health and Welfare Department both hinted at strengthening regulatory oversight.
Despite NoName and six other capsule corporations submitting thousands of pages of magical safety compliance materials, it ultimately couldn’t get through.
US agencies cited, “It’s not an urgent need for treatment, and this magic requires careful observation over time.”
Needless to say, the 500 well-off individuals who completed their deposits, as well as the American Diabetes Association, immediately protested.
Patients were outraged, demanding why they should wait years for something groundbreaking right in front of them.
However, an even more anxious group existed.
Patients suffering from leukemia and cancer eagerly waiting for the release of Dream Stone II.
NoName had previously announced plans to establish a Mana Link platform and mass production facility as soon as the sales from Dream Stone I came in.
Whether it was due to lack of funds or a long line of waiting patients ahead of them,
the obsession with life on the brink of death is indescribable.
Riding this public sentiment, several clans and large law firms initiated investigations.
[“Spent three years’ worth of money in one go”… Pharmaceutical industry investing over $1 billion into lobbying]
The root cause was clear, without digging too deep into the incident.
Lobbying is legal in the United States.
The masters of capitalism surrendered to capitalism.
*
Understanding the baffling choices or reactions made at individual and organizational levels often becomes easier when viewed through the lens of vested interests or cartel logic.
For example, in the US, any school lunch must include over 500ml of ‘vegetables’ weekly.
So, the bribed Senators and Representatives made all pizza topped with tomato paste and crispy french fries count as ‘vegetables.’
Now, a bizarre situation arises where children can confidently claim they’re vegan while munching on pizza and fries.
As a result, kids in America receive obesity treatment injections from a young age, while the middle class, lacking such funds, live their lives struggling with obesity and various adult diseases.
The moment I heard no approval for magic use, I drafted a letter to all 51 states.
Yeah, I expected this anyway.
I just didn’t write it because I was lazy.
[“Request for a state-level re-examination regarding the rejection of emergency use authorization for Nascentia and Dreaming Mode”]
Recipient: delaware.gov, pennsylvania.gov, … , alaska.gov, hawaii.gov, puertorico.gov
Sender: NoName (me)
Date: 2053. 10. 02
Contents:
Respected Governor,
Recently, the US Magic Safety Commission and FDA made a decision that these dirty guys…
(Janjeol & VariA pop-up store opening details)
Thank you.
“Hmm… What should I write?”
I rubbed my temples, contemplating the content.
In the meantime, my hands repeatedly typed and deleted curses.
“I understand their concern about magic not being safe…”
These bastards demanded I provide the design documents for Dream Stone, the Alchemist’s Mirror, and Nascentia.
Some people internally, perhaps due to greed, even emailed me volunteering to personally experience the capsules to prove their safety.
Who am I doing this for, to help politicians?
I decided to poke at the blind spot of capitalism.
Capitalism is the most effective system for human instincts, yet it isn’t derived from primitive emotions of humanity.
Instead, humans inherently have a desire to resolve inequality and wish to equitably share the resources they are given.
Greed and jealousy.
Engendering the negative emotion of “Why does he have it but I don’t?” will fuel resentment among the masses.
The moment even a single dissenting voice emerges, public opposition will peak.
Let’s take a short walk to clear my head.
*
Crack-
“Uh? No, no, no!”
[Sent.]
Just as I was about to get up from my desk, I accidentally pressed the holographic keyboard.
“Cancel, why can’t I cancel the send?”
What era are we in that the cancel send function still isn’t implemented?
With a blank stare, I clicked around and scrolled for several minutes, but nothing changed.
“Ugh, such a stupid mistake…”
I buried my face in my hands, hiding my gaze in the darkness.
Children think they’ve disappeared just by closing their eyes; they really are carefree beings.
Should I just say I was impersonated?
“How would I know the impersonator sent the email…”
Moreover, with the sender’s international wizard code attached, I was cornered.
At this point, the best option was to modify and resend the email.
And the worst-case scenario…
[Hello, NoName Wizard, this is the governor of Puerto Rico.]
Before I could even modify it, I received this unsolicited contact.
*
[NoName]
[Just Chatting – Despacito]
[Broadcast Time – 0:08:48]
[Number of Viewers – 28,565]
It had been a while since I opened Twish streaming.
Even though I suddenly started the stream without notice, viewers flocked in during the wait time.
A song from the Latin pop genre that once ruled an era played as background music.
Latin viewers especially sent intense cheers and filled the chat with 😎😎😎.
Crackle-
“Hey Despacito!”
Blast!
As the broadcast screen turned on, Cheon Saetbyeol boldly brought the microphone to her face.
She strolled between the seats on the charter flight while belting out a song.
Without knowing what was going on, the viewers were just cheering heartily.
Thud-
“Whoa!”
Suddenly, the plane shook, causing her to trip and fall onto the aisle.
[Our flight will be landing shortly. Please fasten your seatbelt. Thank you.]
I turned the camera around and slowly captured the view outside the window.
“Hello, I am NoName. We just arrived at the 51st state of the US, Puerto Rico.”
The emerald sea and endlessly stretching white beach basked in sunlight.
With a provocative smile towards the viewers, I continued.
“Starting next Monday for one week, we’ll be holding a Dream Capsule pop-up store. Please come visit a lot!”
