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[Summary of NoName’s First Broadcast Back in Korea][591]
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Had jjukkumi and pork belly for lunch and headed to the school where Adella goes ㄱㄱ
But what’s left when you take away the food broadcast from a travel show?
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The view is literally choking me ha ha ha ha ha
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I breezed through with a body trained for the National Exchange Tournament~
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I even painted a mural on the school wall, and NoName is truly a golden hand ㄷㄷ
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Didn’t do post-processing, so the ending looks like a dog’s ha ha ha
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Currently giving life (LoL) lectures to high schoolers.
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The chick-yellow t-shirt + blue overalls combo is divine.
[Comments]
– Eventually, the basic skin is the best, haha.
– The day we see NoName and Adella in reality collaboration is coming.
└ Those guys are literally existence itself is content…
└ Adella starts bantering, then NoName does a magic show, and that’s it for the laughs ha ha ha
└ It’s always the same pattern; how can it not be fun ha ha ha?
– Na-me is just too cute, and when she talks, it’s like “chirp chirp”.
– How is she so pretty at 43 years old?
– Doesn’t NoName always give off some kind of aura?
└ I feel like a halo is coming out from her head.
– When the mural disappeared, we literally all grabbed our necks ha ha ha.
└ Even leaving just footprints, people would flock to it; I see that as a good thing.
└ They could even take the wall away in one piece.
[NoName Wizard’s Quotes on League of Legendsㅋㅋㅋ][184]
Here are a few memorable quotes summarized:
– The games of Bronze/Silver/Gold, Challenger, and Pro are all completely different games. If we consider Pro matches as LoL, what Bronze/Silver are playing is something wearing the disguise of LoL. Challenger is a cheap Chinese knockoff.
– There’s a patience metric for jungle monsters, and it exists for people too. As big data accumulates, you can generally figure out who has the least patience; if you dig deeper here, 90% of the game is already won. Don’t stop your allies from throwing; make the enemies throw.
– I guarantee that in lower tiers, even if you enlarge the minimap to block all views, the winning rate will go up.
– You can’t change your innate size. But if you just pick an easy champion, your tier will match.
– League of Legends is a game close to communism. Just quit.
[Comments]
– I’m currently Grandmaster at 625LP, and I totally agree.
– I didn’t expect it to be so serious ha ha ha.
– It exists, “Bronze/Silver is a game for ranked-up Queen”.
└ Whoever makes Queen first wins, and if they make it around the same time, many win ha ha ha.
– I thought she would explain a magic theory based on champion skills, and was super nervous.
– Just saying LoL is a bad game means you’ve already mastered it.
└ A hundred percent agree on the communism.
– Wait, why is it useful? ha ha ha.
– Please return to LoL streaming, Nongnangmeng…
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Unfortunately, the lecture couldn’t go over 20 minutes.
Teachers could no longer control it, and the hallway was crammed with students.
“I’ll end the lecture here. I hope everyone raises their tiers and eventually reaches Nirvana.”
“Does that mean we should quit LoL, Teacher Na-me?”
Nod.
If you achieve your goals, it’s better for your mental health to delete the game as soon as possible.
Students clapped with laughter.
Feeling the good response, I was quite pleased while giving the lecture.
“There are too many people. If we stay in the hallway much longer, someone’s bound to have an accident.”
“There couldn’t be this many kids during summer vacation… Or should we go to our auditorium?”
“The auditorium? That sounds better.”
“Hey guys, let’s go to the auditorium! To the auditorium!”
We were swept away like a wave, barely escaping the crowd.
Since there were no students playing bodyguards like earlier, everyone was very close together.
In the auditorium, many students were already engaged in a battle to claim front seats.
Relatively quieter seats in the back.
I gazed at the basketball court and whispered to Cheon Saetbyeol.
“Should we play half-court basketball, 3v3? Dividing into teams of you and me.”
“Can you even do it? With that body?”
“What do you mean…?”
“Oh, never mind! Hold on, I’ll go grab some lava cones.”
As I moved forward to attract attention, Saetbyeol took her friends to start setting up.
[Casting: Reinforcement Interference]
“Huff huff. Aaaaah. Hello. Nice to meet you, students of Gu Ryong High School. I’m really sorry for interrupting your study time like this.”
“No, it’s okay!”
“We weren’t studying anyway!”
Ha ha ha ha ha!
[NoName]
[Just Chatting – Korean Trip Day 1 – High School]
[Broadcasting Time – 1:13:42]
[Number of Viewers – 188,506]
– Teachers are in tears ha ha ha ha ha.
– For real, the kids who were supposed to study all went to hagwons.
– But isn’t Gu Ryong near Daechi-dong? Why are there so many students?
– It’s near, so they all hurried over to see NoName, I guess ha ha ha.
– The school auditorium is so pretty.
– Is there no vacation in Korea?
– Foreigners are shocked by K-education ha ha ha.
– I came to see NoName;;
– Where’s Adella?
“I don’t have talent in dancing or singing, so I don’t think I can show you anything. It feels so disconnected just talking alone on stage, so I thought we could play basketball over there… Is that okay with the big siblings?”
“Did you hear? NoName called me big sis!”
“Why would that be directed at you?”
“You just said you wanted to play basketball! Hey, quickly move back!”
A few quick-witted students began to move back.
“Since we placed cones, everyone please sit outside the line.”
Like a baby in a bee colony, there was order in the chaos.
While the students rushed like a swarm, they seated themselves orderly.
“Wow, the pressure is unreal.”
Saetbyeol muttered as she joined.
Surrounded on three sides by the basketball court.
“Cheon Saetbyeol is pretty!”
“Yeah, I know?”
“I know you secretly got dessert in the cafeteria twice!”
“Who the heck are you? Oh, it was you? Sorry, sorry…”
It’s that time when seniors are scarier than teachers.
Saetbyeol hurried over to greet her seniors.
“Wow, Saetbyeol, can I really touch you? Are you going to melt away?”
“I’m not a snowman! Why does everyone act this way when they meet me…!”
– Honestly, you’d have some doubts at least once ha ha ha.
– It’s unavoidable because of the recent Venom movie ha ha ha.
– Adella = Snow Venom ㄷㄷ.
– For real, she’s the embodiment of popularity.
– Honestly, who would dislike someone who looks like that?
We each picked one male and one female student to form teams of three.
Since the aura can be dangerous, we decided not to use it on arms and legs.
“NoName, can you shoot to the hoop?”
“Are you worried about me? Even without the aura, I can manage that.”
Though I look like this, I’ve trained using a real sword, so there’s no way I lack that kind of strength.
Thump-
Bouncing the large basketball on the ground.
Though my grip wasn’t quite there yet, I traced back to my past life memories.
“Oooh! Wow!”
When I showed off a leg-between dribble, gasps erupted among the students.
Finishing with a perfect layup.
Thud-
I absolutely believe basketball is all about style; I didn’t even look at the ball as I glided smoothly to the center.
– What ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ is this?
– Wow, amazing skills!
– What? She’s so good ha ha ha ha ha!
– So the ball can pass through those short legs!
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– Whoa!
– One thing is for sure, she’s a genius at using her body.
– The form is clean, but why so funny? ha ha ha.
– Even just showing off is cute!
“Actually, we ordered pizza and chicken while coming over.”
“Wait, you’re treating the entire student body?”
“Yep. Since the loser of the bet of 10 points would treat, you guys need to help out.”
“Absolutely must not lose! I’m rich, and NoName big sis is too! Can we trust you guys?”
Beep!
Game starts.
Quick passes were exchanged.
The moment the ball came to me, I instinctively readied myself and shot with one hand.
Swish-
“Aaah…!”
“A little short.”
The ball I threw from outside the two-point line grazed the bottom part of the net and fell.
The ball was then passed to the opponent.
The Saetbyeol team was pushed to the other side as they tried to pass.
A tall male student from the sports team conducted flashy dribbling right in front of me.
However, with that speed, he couldn’t outpace my perception.
Thump-!
The male student forcefully bounced the ball towards the ground as he sprinted toward me.
“Huh?”
The ball soared high over my head.
Leap-
Even with all my might, I couldn’t even brush the ball with my fingertips.
The male student smoothly bypassed me, scoring a layup effortlessly.
“Wooow!”
“What a demon!”
– Wait, what’s with using height against me? ha ha ha.
– NoName’s reaction is so cute ha ha ha.
– Go! Is the 100 million subscribers really scary or what!
– It seems like Na-me is totally salty right now.
– Just use your aura anyway?
“Ha ha… Sorry, NoName.”
“No problem. That was done based on fair rules, so I can’t complain.”
“Hey, pass pass!”
This time, Cheon Saetbyeol received the ball.
Thump thump thump-
Lowering her stance, she bounced the ball.
I could tell just from her gaze that she was about to use the same trick as before to shake me off.
“Now’s my chance!”
Thump-!
Just as Saetbyeol bounced the ball and tried to slip past, I tightly grabbed her waist.
Of course, the inertia from running caused both of us to tumble.
Crash-!
“Eek!”
Gag cough. “Hey, you’re heavy; move aside a bit.”
With her under me, the pressure on my chest was real.
With all my strength, I pushed her aside, making her roll over.
Saetbyeol popped up, protesting.
“No, ref! Ref! Isn’t this a foul?”
“No refs here.”
“When playing basketball, why are you turning it into a wrestling match? This is definitely a defense foul!”
“No way, I fell first, so it’s an offense foul. I was occupying the position with both feet.”
I shamelessly retorted.
“Pfft… You grabbed my waist.”
“Ah! I reached out without realizing it when I felt you about to fall.”
“Stop it; absolutely not! That was totally on purpose.”
“Yeah, let’s say that’s true.”
“No, I’m telling you, it’s definitely right! Aaaah, I’m so frustrated!”
Her hands shook with indignation.
I couldn’t help but snicker as I dashed off after the basketball again.
– For real, this little devil is a mischievous brat ha ha ha.
– You shall not pass!
– I’d rather self-destruct than let you through!
– So, is it an offense or defense foul?
– It does seem like she was occupying space first, but…
– Without considering that, NoName just sprinted and grabbed her waist ha ha ha.
– Both are fired up about winning ha ha ha.
Thinking it would end quickly with the bet of 10 points, it turned out to be quite a long game.
The students we picked weren’t very good at basketball unexpectedly.
Every shoot they made ended up hitting the hoop and bouncing back.
Still, after some time, we somehow made it to the golden ball scenario.
Cheon Saetbyeol started from the midline.
As I sneaked up closer, she cradled the ball in two hands and threw it up with all her might.
“Hey, what are you doing?”
“Ooooh, it’s going in… Oooooh!”
“Don’t mess around! You think you can make one from that distance?”
Swish-!
A sound that shouldn’t have come echoed in my ears.
Students seated in front opened their eyes wide, clapping like seals.
As I whipped my head around, I noticed the ball bouncing beneath the hoop.
“Could it really have gone in just now…?”
“Waaaaa! We won!”
– Kyaaaaa!
– NoName’s cut!
– Finally giving proper education ha ha ha!
– Adella! Adella! Adella! Adella!
– Who would’ve thought that would go in, help from above!
– Let’s not let Na-me play basketball anymore; her feelings will get hurt cries.
– To even think about tossing the golden ball from there ha ha ha.
Cheon Saetbyeol spread her arms like airplane wings, sprinting around the court.
I plopped down onto the floor with a thud.
‘Did I lose? To her?’
The silver-haired cat approached me and bowed.
And the statement that followed was even more absurd.
“You can’t play basketball at all, sis.”
“Hey, let’s swap teams and try again.”
“Nope! Not doing it!”
The teachers coincidentally announced that chicken and pizza had just arrived for the entire student body.
It was time to say goodbye to the Gu Ryong students.
The students rushed the basketball court, flooding toward me.
“NoName, don’t be too sad. Basketball isn’t your main sport, is it?”
“You were super cool when you dribbled earlier!”
“Congratulations again for winning the National Exchange Tournament. Because of that, I couldn’t study during summer vacation.”
“Wasn’t that your own fault?”
“Oh right, thanks for creating such a cute and beautiful Saetbyeol!”
“What about Saetbyeol now? I wish you’d keep attending school with us…”
Saetbyeol answered that question instead.
“I’ll probably take a leave of absence.”
“You might drop out?”
“I might drop out, too. It seems like I’m going to get really busy if I want to keep up with NoName big sis.”
“Oh… What to do…”
“Guys, I’ll never forget the days I spent with you. And I hope our farewell is beautiful.”
Saetbyeol’s friends looked gloomy.
I grabbed them and shared one fact.
“I can’t leave for overseas for at least a month.”
“Huh?”
“So just behave and keep going to school until then.”
“Aaaah, then what I just said… Awww, why didn’t you tell me sooner? I’m dying of embarrassment…”
Cheon Saetbyeol plopped down on the floor, curling up.
She really is a fun friend.
I left the auditorium reminiscing about the first loss she gave me.
It felt neither sweet nor bitter, just a bland sensation.
