[Ha-ru TV]
[43-year-old kid’s Jeju Island school trip V-log #1]
[View Count 280,000 · 1 hour ago]
To attract view counts, place the highlights at the very front.
Ha-ru TV’s V-log was a video that perfectly adhered to the age-old saying passed down through generations in the V-tube industry.
[Best Comment]
-(0:01) NoName is doing a handstand on a horse. How can I not click? [Likes: 12,000]
└ I seriously doubted my eyesㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└ Who had the guts to dare deepfake NoName? I thought, ‘Is this really NoName?’
└ It’s definitely NoName, right?
└ ㅇㅇㅇㅇ Who else could it possibly be other than him?
└ Born in ’43 and the world has turned upside down.
-(0:48) NoName’s first appearance
└ It’s clearly NoName’s back!
└ Turns out he was a bystander in the middle.
└ (0:54) The kids’ conversation is hilariousㅋㅋㅋㅋ “Isn’t that NoName? Hurry and check.” “What if it turns out to be him…!”
└ Isn’t it more about what if it’s not?
└ Were you scared you might get hit?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[‘GlassesWithLock’ donated 5,000 won!]
-‘Rude NoName’ ㄷㄷ
“Rude? Have you seen a bully getting bullied like this? I’m a victim, a victim.”
-Today was just legendaryㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-“Hey, let’s play on the swings, I’m bored.”
└ This is true defamationㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└ Crazyㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Why hasn’t Rude NoName’s revelation come out yet…
└ Maybe they’ve tormented him so badly he can’t even think about revealing it?
-Help me, I’m a baby bully.
During the video, I pulled out the aloe mask pack provided by the hotel.
Since it was designed for adults, I squished it down to fit snugly on my face.
The V-log moved on to the part where we had boarded the airplane and went to a pork cutlet buffet.
It also captured the scene of me stealing food off the kids’ plates one by one.
“No, but you know… there’s a saying that other people’s food looks tastier. Order Jajangmyeon and you want to eat Jjamppong, order Jjamppong and you crave Jajangmyeon. No, what’s with the bread shuttle… Everyone, don’t get me wrong. I ate everything early on and served all the food the kids wanted. It should be coming out by now, did he hide it?”
I made an unjust expression.
I only genuinely ate one plate and brought over more than ten.
“Here’s some tender beef and cheese roll cutlet. If you just eat meat, you might get tired of it, so I brought a bit of corn salad too.”
“Thanks a ton, NoName!”
Luckily, a scene came up where I could clarify soon.
I sighed in relief.
“Phew. Look! I told you my words were right.”
-ㄲㅂㄲㅂㄲㅂㄲㅂ
-How does he get out of this like that?
-Rude NoName, I will keep my eyes wide open…!
-If you take this a bit seriously, NoName is really kindㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Then, a short madness of karaoke on the bus flashed by and the scene transitioned to the Jeju horse riding experience.
“Just a moment. I’ll go throw this mask away.”
Just as the moment came for that scene, I rushed out of my seat.
“Hey! What are you doing over there! It’s dangerous, so come down quickly!”
Yesterday, I could hear the instructor’s desperate shout.
A chat window that can accommodate up to 10,000 people was created.
Looks like explosive reactions were happening.
About 30 seconds later, I hopped back onto the bed.
[‘MysteryMan’ donated 100,000 won!]
-Successfully completed the mission of roasting a horse while riding!
“Wow… A hidden mission I didn’t even know about…! Thank you for the 100,000 won donation.”
-How is that horse just standing still while they’re making all that noise up there?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-The Jeju horse is super tame.
-The horses that weren’t tame didn’t survive…
-The instructor was genuinely shockedㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Afterwards, there was nothing special.
While I made the boys create a pyramid, it turned into a bit of a controversy, but I strictly managed the viewers and suppressed any mud-slinging right from the start.
After all, such sympathy would all vanish in 30 seconds.
The kids made my room a total mess while eating delivery pork belly.
The first day’s vlog on Ha-ru TV ended with everyone cleaning up and dispersing.
I decided to lie on my bed and recounted the after-story.
“But actually, even though I thought that was it, it wasn’t the end. After showering, the girls swarmed into my room again. They were watching UFC and kept messing around beside me. Uh, anyone watch yesterday’s match? Is anyone here?”
[‘OnePunchThreeKangnaengyi’ donated 5,000 won!]
-I just went all the way to Boston to see it in person! ^^
“I’m so jealous. If I had known my schedule would get moved up, I would’ve stayed in the U.S. longer. The stadium was just 10 minutes from my house. So unfortunate.”
[‘Rosssol’ donated 5,000 won!]
-Watching UFC title fight live in America vs. going on a school trip with academy friends.
“Why are you comparing those two again? Obviously, I would choose the latter. I sometimes think if I hadn’t dropped out of the academy, could I have had fun like today… Sigh, but doesn’t it look kinda odd to you all if you think I’m still in elementary school? Don’t you think?”
Generally, the viewers agreed with my words.
I felt once again reassured that my thoughts weren’t wrong.
“Still, I have no regrets about my decision to drop out. If you try to force yourself into a place you shouldn’t be, problems are bound to arise. If I can stay connected with my friends for a long time, then just being apart a little bit isn’t such a bad thing… I think.”
-ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
-So sadㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
-‘Keeping a bit of distance to get closer’ is really thought-provoking.
-Children born as geniuses have to become friends with loneliness, it’s really…
-Indeed, if you win the Fields Medal while others are learning linear equations, feelings that didn’t exist might arise.
-It’s okay, we’re here for you.
-NoName, will you be abandoned?
-Seeing you play so adorably with friends today, I didn’t realize you had such worries…
The chat room’s atmosphere unintentionally turned very down.
While pondering what to change the topic to, I felt I had to say this.
“I found the saying in the chat earlier about needing a bit of distance to get closer really resonated. Not just among humans, but maybe nature and the universe are designed this way too. Just looking at the potential energy curve of atoms shows a U-curve, which arises because the repelling forces from the Pauli exclusion principle become dominant at very short distances compared to the Van der Waals attraction. Just like that, it’s preferable for people to form relationships in a stable state-.”
[‘MenanaMe’ donated 10,000 won!]
-I didn’t understand anything NoName said and I’m so sadㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
[‘JoblessNureongi’ donated 5,000 won!]
-My father, while praising me for listening to all my online lectures, gave me 50,000 won! (true touching story)
“50,000 won, and you only gave me 5,000? Don’t you think I’ll get a higher fee than that? Just give me 40,000 won more. No, hand it over. Otherwise, I’ll ban you.”
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-You got caught red-handed, didn’t you? If you deny it, you’re blacklisted now?
-I was trying to see how NoName would react and now I might lose 50,000 wonㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-I can’t hold back this heartwarming moment!
-We were having a good time, weren’t we, Na-Me?
[‘JoblessNureongi’ donated 40,000 won!]
-This is why the perceptive kidsㅠㅠㅠ But NoName, I’m curious, are there height-restricted attractions out there for you?
-Oh no…!
-Now that you mention it, no one checked my height…
-Did you purposely avoid height-restricted attractions?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-NoName, explain yourself!
-You’re just going to pocket the money and ban us, right?
I pouted and raised my voice.
“Hey! If you’re above 40 inches, you can ride anything. Do you seriously think I can’t go over 102 cm? You guys, I’m not that small! How do you see me… geez.”
I placed my hand on my chest and calmed myself.
These days, there seem to be a lot of viewers trying to provoke me.
Maybe they’re enjoying the fun of eliciting a response from me, which makes them provoke me even more.
Holding the camera with both hands, I made a pouty face and warned them.
“Don’t talk about my height. It makes me feel bad.”
Did they really think I was actually angry?
The viewers collectively gasped, and long apologies started to flow in one after another.
Only then could I raise one side of my mouth in a smirk and laugh.
“Hehe, I’m just kidding. You can do it as much as you want. You all love me because I’m so cute, right?”
Everyone was surprised.
I gently placed the flying hummingbird drone on the table with its two palms wide open.
I lovingly patted the camera-mounted head section.
“Personally, I’d like for you all to feel a sense of awe toward me, but as I have been receiving such treatment, I started to think that it’s ultimately an expression of affection. But for those who do it to my face, I might just roll a stone onto your forehead, so be ready for it. Got it?”
Knock-knock-
Ding-dong-ding-dong-ding-dong-ding-dong-!
The entrance doorbell kept ringing without a break.
I hopped off the bed and bounced over to open the door.
Suddenly, a white pillow came flying toward my face.
Thud-
What the heck is this? There’s no shock, but it feels pretty unpleasant.
When I set the pillow down on the floor, Han Seori was looking at me with her big green eyes and an adorable expression.
“I’ve come to declare pillow war, NoName! I’ll hit your crown a hundred times and make your height one meter!”
“The sample appears right from the start. Let me show you my fate.”
“Eh? Who are you talking to… Squeeeak!”
I lowered my center of gravity and rushed at Han Seori.
Before she could even react, I dove and laid flat with my head at her feet.
I wedged my feet between her legs and grabbed her knee and ankle.
Like a rabbit caught by an anaconda, her left leg was all tied up.
“Waaah!”
Smack-!
Han Seori fell on her butt.
Typically, I would wrap her ankle to complete a heel hook setup, but…
I grabbed the fallen pillow and pounded her head with it.
“Don’t! Play! With! My height!”
“Ahahaha! I won’t do it anymore! Kyaah, NoName, save me! Kyaahhaah!”
“You really have no idea how anxious I am, do you? What if 150 is the end? What if I can’t even pass 140?”
“Pfft! NoName, I can see your chick panties…!”
“What are you talking about, when did I wear such panties?”
My pants didn’t even come down, did they?
Just as I tried to pull my pants up with one hand without realizing it, my head was struck with a ringing sensation.
Thud-!
“NoName is totally getting played! Nice job, Han Seori!”
“Hmm, don’t inform my death…! Exquisite.”
At that moment, Han Seori fell heroically and the kids followed up by swinging pillows at me.
Did I really fall for such simple-minded words…?
Me?
“Charge! Don’t stop and defeat NoName!”
Pillows flew at me non-stop.
Right now, more than the pain in my body, it was the anguish in my heart that was swelling up.
I had grown so lax to be tricked into such childish pranks.
Still, the chick panties were a bit much, right?
It was so unfair that tears were welling up in my eyes.
“Oh? Is NoName crying?”
“No, who’s crying?”
“Are you… NoName, are you crying? Is it the case…?”
The moisture from my now-misty eyes evaporated in an instant.
I saw an opening.
Gripping the pillow tightly in both hands, I did a forward roll to escape the siege.
I burned my eyes with anger and spun the pillow quickly.
Swish, swish, swish, swish, swish-!
“You’re all going down!”
Boom-!
A loud explosive sound erupted from my hand.
Snow-white fluff flew around in the air.
The hotel pillow couldn’t handle the pressure and burst.
This situation was a bit perplexing.
The friends were also left speechless and lowered their weapons.
“I’m done for.”
“?”
“NoName, you did it again.”
