[Thanks for getting me a trampoline, Na-me Unni!]
[Thank you, Na-me Unni!]
In the end, the viewer who brought his daughter through a video call succeeded in receiving a gift.
“Be careful since you might get hurt, so make sure to ride safely in front of your parents, okay?”
After that, numerous young applicants received gifts.
Students with the audacity to say, “I will become a pro gamer!” and try to take home a gaming console were mercilessly kicked out.
Bags, hologram projectors, speakers, height-adjustable desks, and so on.
This time, a student preparing for the art university entrance exam came in next.
[I’m 17 years old, Na-me Unni. I need to buy art supplies for the entrance exam!]
“Art supplies can be quite expensive. Are you preparing for the art university?”
[Yes, yes. Just a moment, I wrote down the list somewhere. It’s a little over 300,000 won, is that okay?]
“Yep. Send it over.”
Palettes, colored pencils, painting knives, and so on—there were a lot of items.
While searching through them one by one, the student timidly spoke up.
[This is the second time I’ve received a gift from Na-me Unni.]
Hearing this surprised me, and I tilted my head in confusion.
“What gift? It feels like we’re meeting for the first time today.”
[Hehe. Was it the month before last? I had eye surgery.]
“Double eyelid surgery?”
[No, I couldn’t see out of my left eye at all until now.]
“So you’ve been doing art with just one eye? Impressive. If it’s just one eye that’s blind, it must be glaucoma.”
[Yes. Thanks to you, Na-me Unni, I got my eyes fixed. I’m so grateful, hehe…!]
“Are you laughing or crying right now? Just pick one, it’s confusing.”
[Hehe, then I’ll laugh. Na-me Unni, you’re so T…!]
“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of tough times without realizing it. Thank you for hanging in there. Do well on the art university entrance exams.”
[Yes, yes! I’ll do my best!]
-Na-me is surprisingly calm, haha
-This is heartwarming news
-Let’s make it into the art university!
-Na-me gives gifts without reservation
-If she patented this, she would have earned trillions by now, what a waste
-But I guess the surgery costs wouldn’t have been this cheap today
-Akashic Records might soon be applied to robotic surgeries?
-I have high myopia too. If I just wait a few years for the price to drop, I’ll get the surgery.
I’m not the type to procrastinate homework, so I immediately ordered the items the students posted on the fan cafe.
Then came a ding notification.
[XX card daily limit exceeded, approval denied. Remaining limit: 164,593 won.]
After spending nearly 10 million won, we finally finished our content.
“Guys, I’ll order the rest tomorrow. I have to pack and leave now. You had fun, right?”
-Where are you going?
-Don’t go, Na-me!ㅠㅠㅠ
-I have to go home, haha, where could I possibly go
-Let’s just relax by playing games
-Please go to the hospital, your foot condition doesn’t look good…!
“Hospital? Do I really need to go? If I keep getting tissue regeneration, I’ll get better soon.”
-For real, this is the mindset of a bear country, haha
-No matter how I think about it, Na-me chose the wrong country to be born in
-Hospital is not a respawn point, you know
-Are you being so casual, Na-me?
-Using casual speech is so cute, haha
“Today, I’ll only speak casually. Ah, it feels so comfortable. Honestly, adding ‘-ssiya’ at the end was really annoying.”
-???: Let’s make sure to show respect towards adults from now on
-Na-kill and maid, whoa
-Mero-nambul, haha
-Na-sensei and Na-honey, haha
-Na-me bayashi noikon, haha
-Getting informal speech from a 9-year-old is truly a reward
*
Na-me’s duel with Love Kim concluded with Na-me’s victory.
Thus, Na-me successfully asserted her intention to refuse joining the national team training camp.
[NoName Wizard may not reside in the training camp village, but is in close contact with the national team—]
William Robinson vehemently denied any rumors of discord within individuals or groups, assuring Korean fans.
[The rumors about NoName Kim Love were absurdly nonsensical.]
When the two of them were broadcasting, they seemed to have a great relationship.
Na-me really just wanted to go out and broadcast, lol.
[Comments]
-Na-me said that herself, so why keep doubting?
-She seems to get a bit annoyed but doesn’t seem to dislike any of the playful banter, haha
-Damn, I’m so envious of Love Kim who can mess around with Na-me!!!
-The day when streamers rule the world is not far
-The world’s strongest streamer sounds kinda cool
[Current chaotic foreign news snippets]
-United Kingdom:
-‘Unbelievable outcome. An approaching nightmare.’
-‘Nine-year-old NoName declared self-training after defeating Love Kim.’
-Japan:
-Katsuhata’s friend, now Japan’s top rival.
-United States:
-A nonconforming monster. Human NoName containing divine Aura Heart.
-Director Stiglitz, “I will reevaluate the strength of all 61 participants.”
[Comments]
-Hahaha, this reaction is delicious
-From their perspective, it’s hard to believe that Na-me won, lol
-To be honest, we can’t believe it either
-If it ended 2 to 0 and both wins happened in the first half, isn’t that just a crushing defeat?
-What if Love Kim is actually weak?
-If Love is feeling wronged and can’t sleep, I’ll definitely upvote
-This sounds like something written by kids from China, haha
└ “You mock dragons without ever even seeing one.”
└ “Sow seeds for grains and harvest them a year later; plant a tree and reap its fruit a decade later, but raising Na-me ensures security after a hundred years.”
└ Look at the level of flattery here
└ Defeated Na-me is surely a phenomenon
The global internet community was ablaze with one major issue.
And rightly so, the National Exchange Tournament is a place where stars recognized by the world are born.
Katsuhata Emika ignited a worldwide kendo craze.
Moreover, last year’s winner, Germany’s Wolfgang Gilling, the Meister of Transformation, is noteworthy.
Seeing him made students worldwide memorize elemental symbols on their own.
The thought of “What happens if NoName wins?” began to sprout in the minds of people one by one.
Meanwhile, NoName emerged as a competitor that could no longer be ignored.
Managers, directors, and coaches from around the globe began to analyze her in detail.
This tendency was especially strong among weaker teams.
Na-me’s physical abilities are lower than Love’s under all conditions.
What could be the key to defeating a giant?
They flocked to her personal stream looking for that answer.
[NoName]
[World of Arseria – Creating Unique Magic]
[Broadcasting Time – 1:11:57]
[Number of Viewers – 34,812]
And soon, they despaired.
Overwhelming intelligence.
Nothing else could be found.
*
I arrived home around Monday afternoon.
“Yo, what’s up, girl!”
Cheon Saetbyeol, who was lounging on the sofa, greeted me with a wave.
Her belly button prominently on display.
With a goofy expression.
She was so busy watching her V-tube that she didn’t even have time to meet my gaze.
I lifted my foot and stomped on her lower belly.
“Ugh! Kyaah! Haa!”
“Hey, it’s been three days since I came back and that’s all the welcome I get? You must be disappointed, huh?”
“Haha, I’m in a good mood. Step on me more, Na-me-chan.”
“Gross!”
A chill ran down my spine, and I quickly retracted my leg.
Saetbyeol chuckled and wiggled her finger side to side.
“Tsk tsk! That’s why you can’t handle me. This method is very effective, I’ll have to use it often, hehe.”
“Why are you so irritating?”
I begrudgingly sat halfway on the sofa.
Saetbyeol squirmed her body like a worm and moved closer, grabbing my waist and pulling me toward her.
“Did you have a good time?”
“Come on, you already know the outcome.”
“Eh, I want you to ask me like this. I’m a girl who does what needs to be done.”
“What are you, a psychic?”
“This level is basic.”
I felt slightly embarrassed as my inner thoughts were laid bare.
Suppressing it as much as possible, I began to recount the duel I had over the weekend.
“When I met Love Unni in person, she was pretty tall.”
“Oh really?”
“She’s 177 cm, so she’s at least a hand taller than you. Her personality may actually be quite similar to yours. She’s very playful, but you’re definitely better at picking up on things.”
“Oh.”
“In the first duel, she didn’t use any tricks, and it felt like she was quite straightforward. Roseus Pantera was particularly intimidating, but I wanted to see how she uses other spells, so I initially went for self-transformation…”
“Hehe. Huh? Self-transformation? Continue.”
When I suddenly turned my head, Saetbyeol quickly hid her phone between her chest.
“…”
“… Hehe.”
Our eyes awkwardly met.
I quickly stretched my hand back and pinched her belly fat.
“Ahhh! Aaaah!”
“Please listen when someone is talking. Are you still on a diet? The only thing to grab is skin.”
“Even if there’s no fat, it still hurts if you pinch hard, Unni! Look, my skin is getting red. My precious skin… hoo hoo.”
In silence, I stood up and headed towards my room.
What’s the point of talking when she doesn’t even listen?
I hated that I thought this moment was more fun than the duel, even for just a second.
Thud—
“Why?”
Saetbyeol grabbed my ankle and flopped onto the floor like a rag doll.
“Hey, stop sulking. My phone is over there on the sofa. I’ll listen carefully now.”
I stomped forward and dragged her along.
Saetbyeol’s upper body absorbed all the dust from the living room floor.
Eventually, Cheon Saetbyeol was dragged into my room.
“What’s this! Why are your feet like that? You’re hurt pretty badly, aren’t you?”
Saetbyeol frowned with a serious expression.
Her worried look made it seem like the world was about to end tomorrow.
I lifted her off the floor and said,
“Well, thanks for saying something. You helped me shake off my annoyance.”
“No, seriously, at this point you should really see a hospital—”
“I said I’m fine, didn’t I? I’m not the type to hold grudges. By the way, Saetbyeol, I’ve got something I want to try with you. Get in the capsule quickly.”
“W-what do you want to try…? In the capsule? Huh? All of a sudden? I’m not ready yet…!”
“Your opinion doesn’t matter. Just get in and connect.”
“Eek! You’re so forceful, Unni! Just give me a moment!”
Saetbyeol dashed into my room like lightning after bursting through the door.
“Why is she being so weird? She’s so obedient today.”
I laid my body comfortably inside the capsule and breathed in deeply.
[Welcome, NoName.]
As soon as I accessed the private room, Saetbyeol appeared in her original form, panting heavily and wagging her tail uncontrollably.
[Executing World of Arseria.]
“Huh? Why suddenly World of Arseria?”
“Because from some point on, duels stopped being cool.”
“…?”
“I’m trying to develop an amazing unique magic. When the environment changes, creativity comes bursting out, right? So, I hope you participate earnestly in the experiments, Della.”
“AAAAAH! I want to get out!”
Della fiercely resisted by digging her sharp nails into the carpet.
But the strong pulling force from the portal sucked her whole body in.
What is the primary duty of a high-ranking wizard?
It’s to develop unique magic.
I jumped into the portal with both feet.
In the distance, I could hear Adella’s scream echoing.
