Chapter 396



[‘Deputy Representative of the Critique Alliance’ Charged with Assaulting Academy Students During Protest]

[Critique Alliance Protesting at Sephiron Academy in Seoul, “They did not hesitate to threaten and attack.”]

[Critique Alliance’s Over-the-Top Surprise Protest, Citizens Demand No More Illegal Neglect]

[Sephiron Foundation Announced Additional Security at the Main Gate, Will Not Tolerate Intruders.]

The media immediately began a full-scale offensive.

For decades, the Nonviolence Peace Alliance has caused havoc without discrimination against the government, businesses, clans, and media.

Na-me set the stage perfectly.

Right off the bat, the deputy was seizing children’s private property and shoving them to the ground.

In a world where spitting can result in assault charges, they effectively undermined the legitimacy of their own protest.

Though Na-me’s face was blurred, journalists were no fools.

They were eager to make the incident a bigger issue, no matter what.

At the end of the article, they inserted information that could identify Na-me, drawing in even those who normally didn’t care about the Critique Alliance’s protests.

[Best Comments]

– I hope for victory and glory in your future as you now follow the path of Be-violence Eternal Abuse after escaping the Nonviolence Peace Alliance. [Likes: 8.3k]

– How dare they touch Korea’s sacred ground? They’ve really gone too far now, lol.

– What crime do diligent academy students possibly commit?

– Please just arrest them.

– If they’ve consumed enough, why not quietly disappear instead of coming out and causing harm? It’s truly revolting.

– Isn’t that girl the winner of the Academy Competition? If she was serious about it, one hit would be enough, but her patience is impressive.

– NoName really shows they were well-educated here. They never use force carelessly.

– If Na-me had hit back, there would have been quite a few picking at her, but she held back well.

– Still, she’s just a weak 9-year-old without her aura… Hearing her starting to choke up breaks my heart too…

Meanwhile, sympathy for Na-me was overshadowed by blind praise in the community.

[Today’s Na-me vs Critique Alliance Extermination ss]

It feels refreshing to see all those who defended the Critique Alliance finally shutting up.

I had no idea they were drawing such a big picture while giving a swordsmanship lecture right in front of the Critique Alliance.

Honestly, I thought the girl was crazy when I saw her being pushed, even though the cameras were rolling.

But then again, I thought Na-me would intentionally plan for even that.

Honestly, if it was NoName smiling while being pushed, that would definitely be a big thumbs up, lol.

[Comments]

– Isn’t this too much over-interpretation? She really did seem to be in pain when she fell.

└ A regular person can’t even touch a monster like Na-me with her quick reflexes at that distance? That makes no sense.

└ You think the world’s greatest genius looks like trash? Everything must be calculated.

└ Stop using her political genius to tame viewers!

– She cut her own hand trying to win at the competition, and they’re mocking her for a small scratch? Lol.

└ The commentary team fell completely silent.

└ It almost became a broadcasting accident.

└ I can’t imagine Na-me moaning. She’s just superhuman.

– I’m NoName and this is fact.

└ I’m Adella and this is NoName’s way of speaking.

[Not a Legend, but the Legendary Na-me’s Tear-jerking Performance.]

(Ad: Don’t worry, Seoul is in a war right now. gif)

(Hmm… Kariri-con)

(Aha! Kariri-con)

(Praise Kariri-con)

Summary: Na-me’s tear-jerking performance is at a level that could easily wake up child actors from their slumber.

[Comments]

– Perfect summary, lol.

– But just because it’s acting doesn’t mean the charge of child abuse just disappears, right? ㅎㅎ

– Yes, it’s Na-me! You can send people to hell without lifting a finger.

– LOL, such a likable character!

– Personally, I found it hilarious seeing foreigners go wild in the chat when Na-me fell.

└ While Koreans plead for the Critique Alliance to be dealt with legally, these guys are screaming for them to be burned at the stake! Lol.

└ European level of stupidity.

└ Truly a witch hunt nation that never changes, huh?

[Bringing this back up because recent incidents have been buried too deep.]

Na-me donated 100 units of the ‘Samsung Stella X12’ to orphanages nationwide under the name Janjeol Clan.

The video of the Imperial Palace Swordsmanship lecture being uploaded to V-tube was originally intended to educate the kids at the orphanages.

How about our beloved giving back to give more capsules to children?

(Link)

[Comments]

– Wow, donating a hundred of the latest Stella models, lol.

– I feel like the name ‘Imperial Palace Swordsmanship’ sounds old-fashioned, but is it real swordsmanship?

└ The Kendo Association praised it as the greatest work since Dangun, but I really don’t know what that means.

– Na-me is truly amazing.

– When the Critique Alliance causes vandalism, Na-me is donating to the orphanages. She’s truly different from the ground up.

– Is Janjeol confirmed to be a socially contributing clan now?

└ Given the clan members’ combat power, it’s a bit disappointing.

└ But they’re still all kids, right?

People who only saw Na-me through the news had the vague impression of a child being misunderstood or a genius child.

During news appearances, two elements were completely downplayed.

But those who have been watching her broadcasts for a long time know.

If you have moderate watching experience, you realize Na-me is a lot more mature than adults.

From her speech patterns to her mindset, values, and beliefs—she could be described as a child in an adult’s body.

This was likely influenced by her seven years trapped in a capsule.

Without self-reliance, she would have withered away in there.

Also, ‘seasoned’ viewers could find aspects of Na-me that are far more childish than the kids.

Na-me’s emotions aren’t plainly visible on her face.

But her various actions are often influenced by the emotions of the day.

[NoName]

[Just Chatting – Exploring Fan Café]

[Broadcasting Time – 0:12:43]

[Number of Viewers – 18409]

For example, just casually browsing the fan café without any notice implies a lot.

This means Na-me’s mood is either at low pressure or in complete depression.

*

[NoName Fan Café]

[Viewer Animal Show-off Board]

I decided to explore the fan café that had been sitting idle for a while.

If you’ve built a community, it’s only right for the admin to periodically pop in.

[‘Cola Bear Grills’ donated 10,000 won!]

– Maybe because it’s raining, the weather seems gloomy. How about a plate of Wagal and Resonance to lift the mood?

After the soft playlist ended, the viewers started sharing their thoughts on today’s content.

“Thank you for the 10,000 won donation. Today, we decided to take it easy and browse the fan café instead of playing games. Let’s start by visiting the viewer animal show-off board.”

– Wow, how long has it been since we’ve visited the fan café?

– Feels strange, NoName!

– Is the owner doing okay these days…?

– Does the room leader have any pets? I’ve never heard about it.

– How’s your injured hand from last time?

– NoName, fighting!

“Ah, many people are worried about the protest, but you don’t need to stress about it. I’ve got my glow stick back nicely, and they won’t even show up for a while, so isn’t it just a good resolution?”

[‘LuhoRagi’ donated 3,000 won!]

– It’s clear that Na-me was holding back, but it’s sad to see so many people framing her for not dealing with it properly…

“Is there really such a person? Come on, no way. Honestly, I would be slightly scared if a street fight broke out. I’d worry about hurting the other person.”

– Oh my…!

– What a brutal fairy tale, lol.

– That was chilling just now.

– Obviously, she intended to let herself be hit!

The viewers sent their concerns and comforts well while I clicked on posts one by one.

[Our house raccoon~]

A Pomeranian with strong hind legs kicked off today’s content.

“Oh, how cute. What is this? The eyes look like they could eat a person! Same person, no, same dog, right?”

Heaven and hell unfolded in two photos right after each other.

“I don’t keep any pets. Everyone is so busy, there’s no time to take care of them. Let’s move on to the next post.”

Next was a baby snake.

A thin snake slithered onto the owner’s hand, flicking its tongue.

[‘If Hungry, Steal Food From Seagulls’ donated 5,000 won!]

– If the viewers are connected, try using the ‘call’ feature to contact them in real-time!

“Ah, you can connect and look in real-time? Just a moment.”

The call button was activated on the viewer animal show-off board.

Just like making a video call, a message was sent, and a new video appeared at the bottom of the post.

[Oh, hello NoName! Our snake has come to see you!]

“Is this friend’s name Snake-chan?”

[What’s wrong with that?]

“Humans, humans. Doggy, doggy. No, nothing seems wrong.”

“That wasn’t the connotation… Anyway, Snake-chan has grown quite a lot since then.”

The original post date was about a year ago.

The black snake had grown large enough to be difficult to hold with one hand.

“How big do snakes get when they reach adulthood?”

[Um, usually they become adult snakes in about two years… I heard that larger ones can grow up to a meter, but I don’t think Snake-chan will get that big.]

“But we won’t know until it fully grows, right?”

[Haha, yes, that’s right. If it gets too big, it’ll be problematic, so my wish is for it to stop growing right here.]

– Wow, such courage to raise a snake at home, wow.

– Baby snakes are super cute, lol.

– Just saw my cat throw a punch at the TV because of this! Damn.

– Na-me: Don’t assume my size from now on.

I realized today that there are surprisingly many types of animals treated as pets.

Parrots and hamsters are already commonplace, and then there’s tarantulas, sugar gliders, and axolotls too.

“A calf? You raise a calf indoors?”

[Oh, this one is very weak, so we have been feeding it with milk since birth. There’s a cow farm just next door.]

“Oh, I see. How big will it grow later?”

[If all goes well, it usually grows to around 700 kilos.]

“Oh, 700 kilos.”

– Why is Na-me so interested in how big they all get? Lol.

– For real, I am just curious!

– Sorry, beef, but humans feel bad! 😭😭

– Not beef yet, it’s still a calf!

The last one was a house with six Welsh Corgis.

“I think I’ve seen these people on V-tube. Hello there!”

[Wow, hello Na-me! Nice to meet you!]

“Are their names Alpha, Bravo, and Charlie?”

[Oh, wow, you know! Yes, yes! Would you like to see them perform tricks?]

“Yes, show me whatever you’re comfortable with.”

The owner whistled and the Welsh Corgis automatically aligned themselves in a row.

“Whoosh! Alpha! High five!”

Each time a name was called, they showed off their tricks from the left.

“Wow.”

– Amazing! Lol.

– It’s better than our class’s elementary kids in an orderly line when whistled.

– Whoa, Na-me is an elementary kid too!

I was amazed constantly.

Out of curiosity, I kept asking the owner.

“Are they all adults?”

[Yes, they are all adults.]

“They’re so tiny and cute.”

[Right? Their behaviors haven’t deviated much from their childhood.]

“It was very fun. Thank you for taking the time for this.”

[Oh wow, can we expect to do a collaboration with NoName next time?]

The owner of the Welsh Corgi suggested a fierce collaboration as a seasoned V-tuber.

I hesitated, rolling my eyes, then offered her a proposal again.

“First, you should obtain permission from the corgis. Could you bring the camera closer to them?”

[Of course! Here!]

The innocent yet goofy expressions of the Welsh Corgis filled the screen.

I cleared my throat and said in a very clear voice.

“Hey guys, shall we go for a walk later?”

In that instant, entropy suddenly surged.

Woof woof woof-!

Woof-!

Yip yip yip yip-!

The well-behaved Welsh Corgis went wild, dashing around the living room.

Among them, the smartest one dragged the leash from the room and handed it to the owner.

“Oh no, that means we have to go for a walk again!”

The owner cried out in a desperate voice.

– Hahaha!

– Wow, NoName is a devil! Lol.

– My dog is going crazy too! It’s adorable!

– Hang in there, dog owners!

– So evil, so evil, haha!

– Oh my, but to the puppies, Na-me is an angel!

“Let’s meet up sometime when we’re figuring out our schedules. It was fun!”

About an hour later, the pet content ended.

I and the viewers took a short break and enjoyed classical music instead of the usual Kariri medley.

Seeing the cute pets made my rigid heart feel all soft and fuzzy.

I wonder if they’re out for a nice walk by now.

Suddenly, that scene popped into my head, and I chuckled while coming out of my meditation.

“Actually, I received some bad news today. It feels like everything I’ve been preparing for has gone to waste.”

– Oh no, what is it?

– Health issues? Or is it because of the Critique Alliance incident?

– Please tell me it’s not serious! 😭

– So that’s why the room leader looked so down all day.

– Wow, I wasn’t the only one feeling it!

– What is it, Na-me-chan? 😭

The world doesn’t flow according to one’s desires.

Sometimes you have to live like an owner being pushed by excited Welsh Corgis going out for a night walk.

“I don’t think I’ll be able to participate in this year’s Academy Competition. I can’t use the same trick I did last year to jump in for the middle school division.”

[‘Sejong Chronicles Tingle Tingle’ donated 3,000 won!]

– We, the viewers of NoName, hereby declare that we will not be disappointed even if Na-me fights in the elementary division!

“I seriously can’t participate, I’m saying! Are you trying to make me angry again? You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?”

– Come to think of it, why did Na-me compete against middle schoolers last year?

– Oh my…!

– You shouldn’t mention that word at all!

– So this is how today’s broadcast pays off in foreshadowing!

– Hahaha, lol!

– Apologies, but has your physical size not met the international safety standards yet?

– Are you still under 120cm? It’s been a year already!

I sighed deeply in resignation and nodded reluctantly.

“Well, if you round it up, it’s 118cm.”

It was so disappointing. If only I had a month more, I might have been able to do something.