[NoNaMe_11]
#1
(Inflight meal image.jpg)
[Spaghetti looked tastier than bibimbap.]
[Comments]
-Kariri_ohsry★(5 hours): Na-me-chan, if you’re picky, you won’t grow tall!
└ Na-me? NoName?
-Is this the official account of NoName, are you insane?
-Isn’t bibimbap the truth of inflight meals?
-Airplane? Inflight meal?
-Came to check the first feed coordinates!
-Can’t see NoName in Korea anymore…?
#2
(Movie scene from ‘Unjust Investigation’.jpg)
[Watching a movie while everyone else is sleeping. Quite fun.]
[Comments]
-Na-me, that’s a restricted movie…?
-Unjust Investigation at the perfect age of 8 years old.
-If kindness continues, you start to think it’s a right!
-Na-me appears slightly on the screen, too cuteㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
-You also watched ‘Surado’ just before ㄷㄷ
-Why watch ‘Surado’ and ‘Unjust Investigation’ instead of Pinocchio and Frozen?
#3
(Civilization Total War ‘Luxembourg’ current territory.jpg)
[Competing with other passengers while having breakfast. Luxembourg starts at number 1. #WorldUnification]
[Comments]
-?????
-Luxembourg has unified Eurasia!
‘At war with Korea/Japan’???!!!
-Scientific development rate at 1400%, what on earth did they do? LOL
-Did they kidnap King Sejong?
-What’s with the K-Pop ban? LOL
-Opium War ON
Inflight meals, movies, games.
Not even dozing off, Na-me proudly posted pictures on SNS.
SNS provided a different kind of joy compared to broadcasts.
While the chat window during streams would let viewers’ emotions fragmentarily flow out, Instagram comments seemed stronger in wanting to communicate with the account owner.
Just posting a few things felt like having done a broadcast.
Na-me, with a satisfied expression, fell asleep as they were almost at their destination.
Meanwhile, the couple sitting behind her could hear the sound of the sleeping child.
As a Nobel Peace Prize winner once said, if there were ten times more cuteness in the world, there would be no wars, their hearts calmed on their own.
But the world seemed not to feel this yet.
The small peace felt at an altitude of 10 km couldn’t reach Korea.
It wasn’t news for the main page, but if you scrolled through media sites, you could see several articles about Na-me.
[NoName Minor Gallery]
[Did Na-me escape Joseon?]
(OO Daily: “Young people leaving Korea, the genius girl ‘NoName’ is no exception.” .jpg)
What is happening?!
To summarize what happened overnight, NoName claims Korea abandoned her first, hops on a plane to Germany right after the article drops, declares she likes spaghetti (Europe? Italy?) more than bibimbap (Korea), and posts a scene from Civilization attacking Korea and Japan?
[Comments]
– One mistake is a slip-up, two mistakes are coincidence, but three times… Isn’t this what you say in this situation?
– This is undeniable…
– “I will throw off all shackles and bindings of Korea-”
– No! Na-me, we need you!
– But don’t we just need to keep broadcasting regularly?
└ If we’re abroad, we can’t go for a fan meeting later!
└ Even to visit a private room, we need a visa.
But someone’s misfortune is another’s happiness.
Foreign viewers accounted for 58% of Na-me’s broadcasts.
Kariri opened the floodgate for many foreign viewers through Na-me’s SNS account, and they busily greeted her in their own languages.
-Welcome to Frankfurt, the city of art and romance. (National flag waving emoji)
-If you think she’d stay in a boring city, you’re really foolish.
-The greatest generation in the world has come to complete a mission in Switzerland.
-Is there anyone from Luxembourg here? I’m genuinely moved by the civilization results window.
-Like summoning Korea’s president from the hospital, please pull out the German chancellor too hehe.
-Why didn’t she show her face in the Insta? This is a clear international law violation.
“Na-me… Na-me!”
“Hmm?”
“We’re almost there. Didn’t you sleep at all earlier?”
“Ah, right. It’s better to sleep late to adjust to the time difference anyway.”
The time difference between Korea and Frankfurt is 7 hours.
Even after getting off the plane, it would still be 6 a.m. local time.
Yoon-seul waved her hand, insisting the time difference wasn’t the problem.
“You should quickly clarify something on Instagram or Twitter. Right now…”
“I know.”
“Huh?”
“I know everything. So don’t worry… yawn.”
Tightening her seatbelt, Na-me shut her eyes gently again.
“She’s insane… she doesn’t think like a normal person at all.”
*
[Seo Maru: You’re just going for a trip, right?]
[NoName: That’s what I said.]
[Seo Maru: I nearly freaked out! What if Yuna saw the news before me?]
[NoName: Then you should clarify it well.]
[Seo Maru: Anyway, have fun. Don’t cause any trouble.]
[NoName: ^o^]
[Seo Maru: What was that ambiguous reaction?]
Oh, my phone died. I received multiple messages from acquaintances. The content was all similar.
In fact, until I posted the second feed on Insta, I hadn’t thought much about it, but messages asking about my current situation kept coming in and I realized.
Coincidentally, the post seemed to imply that I was really leaving Korea.
Well, if they misunderstand among themselves, it’s not a bad thing.
I sometimes thought about what would’ve happened if I was born in another country instead of Korea.
In ‘Civilization Total War,’ the randomly chosen nation was Luxembourg.
Fortunately, it’s a wealthy country with the highest GDP per capita in the world.
Since games are games, it wasn’t hard to topple the Kingdom of France and absorb the Qing Dynasty as Luxembourg.
But while playing, I also realized that Korea isn’t as easy a country as I had thought.
If I had been born in some Central American island country where magical infrastructure wasn’t established at all, I would’ve been in a much worse position than now.
Sometimes, it’s good to feel gratitude for what you’ve been given.
The sky in Germany was filled with gray clouds.
We passed colorful houses and unique stone streets not easily found in Korea, heading to a wide Römerplatz with para-sols and communal benches set by restaurants.
We stood for quite a while like a straw bag propped up beside the statue.
“Principal, shouldn’t we drop our bags off at the hotel first?”
“Hmmm… It’s been so long since I’ve been here; I don’t know which way to go…”
“Can’t you just look at the map?”
I got lost.
Had I known this would happen, I should’ve familiarized myself with the route beforehand.
Unfortunately, my phone’s battery had died, so I couldn’t use it.
Daniel, who had set foot in Europe for the first time, was wandering around the square after dropping off the bags.
I called her to warn her.
“Ni-el unnie, you can’t just leave your bag on the ground like that. There are a lot of pickpockets here, unlike Korea.”
“Ah, really? I got it.”
“Yep, yep.”
Especially in Europe, always keep in mind crimes like pickpocketing and snatching targeted at Asians.
Crackle-
Yoon-seul approached from behind and started rummaging in her bag.
“If you’re looking for a snack, it’s not there, it’s up front.”
“…”
“Still can’t find it, Yoon-seul unnie?”
“Did you call for me, Na-me?”
“…?”
Yoon-seul was with Daniel right now.
Principal Gu On-yu was checking the map on a bench.
Then who’s the person rummaging through the bag behind me?
“…!”
When I turned around, I caught a glimpse of a man running away quickly.
‘My phone and power bank…!’
Wait, are you seriously this bold with pickpocketing?
Without a chance to think, I extended my hand and drew a magic circle.
[Cast: Coefficient of friction adjustment]
The magic circle completed in a second.
In a hurry, I even overloaded the mana, but the spell wasn’t showing any signs of activation.
The pickpocket wobbled slightly but still seemed fine, running away without problem.
‘Why?’
[Cast: Arabesque Knot – Gold]
Trying other spells just in case, but I felt like the intermediate circle’s spells were fundamentally blocked.
Just as I decided to use my aura to boost my legs to catch up, Principal Gu On-yu noticed and pulled out her wand.
[confícĭo: lapso]
“Gaaah!”
The criminal fell hard onto the stone floor, screaming.
The type of magic I was originally trying to cast struck true.
I rushed towards the fallen criminal to reclaim my precious phone.
As he fell, my phone rolled on the ground several times in a vulnerable state.
Looking at it now, the screen had many cracks.
I tried to keep my expression neutral, but I couldn’t hide my frustration.
What kind of experience is this for my first overseas trip?
Had this been in a past life, seriously no exaggeration, this guy would have been facing execution.
Dodging the eyes of Principal Gu On-yu, I poured aura into my heel and stomped on the criminal’s hand.
“Aaaah!”
“Oops, mein Fehler!”
*
The reason the spell didn’t activate wasn’t because I set the casting language to Korean wrong.
Of course, it was a magic circle operating under the international standard rune language.
Germany didn’t allow freedom of magic. More precisely, it only recognized the freedom of magic for German citizens.
“Korea was a bit special.”
Any defaulter could be caught without a hitch, and the administrative power to swiftly deport someone without any fallout was fearsome.
Under these two conditions, countries like Korea, Switzerland, and certain US states shared access rights with magic power plants, while European Union countries plagued by terrorism didn’t adopt such methods.
Thus, the reason Germany imposes restrictions on magic for foreigners is not out of discrimination.
I learned a piece of common knowledge that they instead pursue friendly policies that do not exclude refugees and stateless persons.
“This little brat made my hand like this! What am I going to do? Please let me go and take me to the hospital!”
“Let’s clear things up: This lady here didn’t do it; your hand got wrecked by that girl?”
“Exactly! That’s it! Owww!”
“Madam? But I’m still unmarried.”
“Oh, my apologies.”
“Is this really the time to distinguish between married and single? My hand! My hand!”
I sent Ni-el and Yoon-seul to the hotel first and headed to the police station with Principal Gu On-yu.
A scruffy man in a white t-shirt was being interrogated by police with his hands tied tightly.
If he moved too much, it would hurt like hell with every little bone moving, but his patience was impressive.
“May I see both your passports?”
Principal Gu On-yu handed over my passport along with hers from her handbag.
A blue standard passport and a gray official passport, the latter belonged to Principal Gu On-yu.
The police stared blankly at them, then turned their gaze to me.
“Do you know of a streamer named NoName from Korea?”
He asked while opening my identity information sheet with my photo.
“Yeah, I know her.”
“Her name is so unique, is the girl’s real name really NoName?”
“Please be careful how you pronounce it. It’s NoName, Na-me.”
“Ah, Na-me. Na-me… wait a moment…”
“Max, what’s the problem?”
“Levi, can you come here for a second?”
“…?”
Two young men with thick beards looked back and forth between the monitor and me with concentrated expressions.
“Scheiße! Oh, my apologies. Is this real? Are you really rank number one in WOA?”
“Oh my God, is this really you? NoName?”
“Uh? Yes…”
“Wow… wow…! I can’t believe it. How did you get number one at this age?”
“What? Who is she?”
The pickpocket looked like he had no idea what was going on, trembling.
“Miss Gu, are you her guardian?”
“Yes, that would be the case at the moment.”
Principal Gu On-yu replied gently.
“We apologize for the disturbance earlier. Since NoName is incredibly popular on the internet, especially in gaming. We are huge fans.”
“See, NoName, I also have a Healer score of 70,000. But how did you manage to get 135,000? You’re a monster!”
“You played as a Paladin, right? You’ll play as a Priest next, right?”
“Oh, of course! If I’m not a Priest, then I’m not a Healer!”
With gaming as a common topic, I quickly developed a rapport with the Frankfurt city police.
The man who introduced himself as Maximilian wagged his index finger in a playful gesture.
“Can we take a picture with you? Can we post it on SNS?”
“Um… sure.”
“Max? What are you doing not patrolling?”
“Chief! Chief! Come here and take a picture with us! You have no idea who this is, right? Get an autograph, and your son will definitely love it.”
“Who is this?”
Levi, who had set up the selfie mode, came up to me, stretching out his arm.
“Nice to meet you, Na-me! You look exactly like your avatar!”
“Why did I just realize how silly that sounded! From head to toe, you look just the same.”
“Damn it! My hand! Please don’t take pictures and take me to the hospital!”
“Should I take the picture?”
“Oh, thank you, Miss Gu!”
The photo captured me in the center with two young men giving thumbs up and cheerful expressions and a grumpy-looking police chief awkwardly joining in.
After checking the picture, the youth bowed toward Principal Gu On-yu, seemingly satisfied.
He seemed a person with solid knowledge of Korean etiquette.
“There are too many pickpockets lately. Germany used to be the least in Europe for that, but it seems those days are over. Haha.”
“It’s hard work day and night for you.”
“It seems we gave you a bad experience on your first day here. We apologize on behalf of the police. We hope you have only good experiences on your upcoming Frankfurt trip!”
*
[maximill_1010]
(Group photo.jpg)
[I just met “No Name” at work. The cutest child in the world, but in virtual reality, she’s the world champion.]
[#Frankfurt #NoName]
[Comments]
-An angel just walked into the police station!
-Max, is this your friend?
-You’re skipping work again!
-It feels like the police chief’s expression carries all the hardship.
-Why is she the world champion?
└ She’s ranked number one in WOA.
└ ????? I can’t believe it.
└ But it’s true. Plus, she’s only 8 years old.
…
-NoName, what are you doing here? LOL
-What did she do for the German police to take selfies with her at the police station?
-Now… nah, na-me can do whatever she wants…
-Oh man, I’m laughing instead of being mad! LOL
-Why’s her face so cute even when squished?
